Rehab lyrics

Artist  : Denis Leary 
Song : Rehab



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We did it all. We did whatever we could get our
hands on back in the seventies. We did fucking
handfuls of mushrooms, pills, Ludes, coke.
Whatever it was, we just fucking swallowed it,
ok? That's what we did! People go, "Well why
didn't you go into rehab?" We didn't have rehab
back in the seventies. Back in the seventies
rehab meant you'd stop doing coke, but you kept
smoking pot and drinking for a couple more weeks.
You know? "Yeah, give me a case of Budweiser and
an ounce. I gotta slow down! Jesus Christ! I'm
outta control. Look at the size of my pants for
Christ's sake!"



Because that's the
big thing now. Rehab is the big fucking secret
now. Isn't it, huh? Yeah, you can do whatever you
want. Just go into rehab and solve your problems.
Isn't that the big celebrity thing? That's what
I'm gonna do. Yeah, I'm gonna get famous. Then
when my career starts to flag, I'm gonna go into
three months fucking bender. Ok? Coke, and
fucking pot, and smack, and fucking booze, and
drive over people, and beat up my kids, go into
therapy, go into rehab, come outta rehab, be on
the cover of people magazine, "Sorry! I fucked
up!" That's what they do, man. They go into rehab
and they come out and they blame everybody except
themselves. They blame their parents, right?
That's the way. Everybody comes from a
dysfunctional family all of the sudden, huh?
Rosanne Barr comes from a dysfunctional family?
Not Rosanne! She seems so normal to me! The
Jacksons were dysfunctional!? Not the Jacksons!
These people give each other new heads for
Christmas for Christ's sake!



I am
sick and tired of hearing that fucking speech.
You know? These people come out of rehab they
always have the same story. "Well you know, I
became an alcoholic because my parents didn't
love me enough. And then I became a junkie
because my parents didn't love me enough. And I
went into hypnosis and ther