Smoke lyrics

Artist  : Denis Leary 
Song : Smoke



 Send "Smoke" Ringtone to your Cell 

 
I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a
day, ok. And I am never fucking quitting! I don't
care how many laws they make. What's the law now?
You can only smoke in your apartment, under a
blanket, with all the lights out? Is that the
rule now, huh?! The cops are outside, "We know
you have the cigarettes. Come out of the house
with the cigarettes above your head." "You'll
never get me copper! I'm never coming out, you
hear? I got a cigarette machine right here in my
bedroom. Yeah!"



Know what I'm gonna
do? I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies. So
I can smoke two cigarettes at the same time. I'm
gonna get nine tracheotomies all the way around
my neck. I'll be Tracheotomie Man! "He can smoke
a pack at a time! He's Tracheotomie Man!"



I'm looking forward to cancer, man. I
want that throat cancer. That's the best kind.
You know why? You get that throat cancer, you get
that voice box thing. Know what I'm talking about?
..[Talking as if has a voice box].. Sure it's
scary, but you can make a lot of money with a
voice box. Get a voice box, walking around the
streets of Manhattan, "[VB] You got any spare
change?" "Ahhh!! Here's my whole wallet, get away
from me! Ahh!"



Imagine a whole family
with voice boxes. That'd be creepy, wouldn't it?
They'd be out in that backyard everyday during
the summer. "[VB] Dad, can we go to the beach?"
"[VB] Yes, get your mother and the dog. We'll
leave right now. Sparky, come here." "[VB] Arf
Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf" Ahhhh!!



Or
the ultimate irony. A guy with a voice box
pulling up to the drive through window at
McDonald's. That has to suck, huh? "Can I help
you?" "[VB] Big Mac and a large order of fries."
"Stop making fun of me." "[VB] I'm not making fun
of you." "I'm getting the manager." "[VB] Get the
fucking manager, I don't care."



I
can remember a time in thi