Diarrhea lyrics

Artist  : Dr.demento 
Song : Diarrhea



 Send "Diarrhea" Ringtone to your Cell 

 
I know its getting late,

And I know we had a date, Lucia,

I hate to make you wait,

'Cause it would be so great Lucia.



And tears fall from my eyes, and I must
apologise, Lucia,

I'll have to stay at home so I called you on the
phone,

'Cause im stuck here on the throne, with
diarrhea.



I thought that it was only gas,

So I went and let one pass,

Then I stood there in a trance,

As I filled my brand new pants.



My mother brought me soup,

But it only made me poop, Lucia,

I never should have ate, 

But it sounded like a great idea..



You know it really hurts, when you got the hurshy
squirts, Lucia,

Theres no paper paper to be seen,

So I used People magazine,

And it makes me want to scream 'diarrhea'.



*farting noises to a tune*



I love you dear with all my heart,

But I can't go on with liquid farts,

I wouldn't have to break our date, if only I
could constipate.



I know you got the hots,

But I really got the trots, Lucia,

Theres no need to scream and shout,

'Cause tomorrow we'll go out, I guarantee ya,



I know you need your man,

So i came up with a plan Lucia,

I'll take a cork and superglue,

And pound it in there with my shoe,

And then I'll be all through, with diarrhea!