Stepfather Factory lyrics

Artist  : El-p 
Song : Stepfather Factory



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 (Burrrrp) Oh, yeah, oh, you son of a bit*hes
(It gets so f**kin' crabby in this booth, man)
(It's like 90 degrees in here)
(Smells like cigarettes in a toilet)

(I'm gonna build) a Stepfather Factory
The latest in technology
Stepfather Factory
Jobs for the community
A Stepfather Factory         
The age of familial industry
A Stepfather Factory
Building tomorrow's fathers today
A Stepfather Factory
The latest in technology
Stepfather Factory
Jobs for the community
A Stepfather Factory         
The age of familial industry
Building tomorrow's fathers today

Spilling the leftovers of [creational clique]
We grew with the concept now we're ready to go
public
Today's a big day for the company
A big step for the little-steppers who slept for
years uncomfortably
Little man, little lady, cute little baby
Reach your hand out to the future of automated
robotics
On display here for the first time in under a
year here
At the World's fair - but is it really?
Ladies and Gentlemen I propose that the market
is sinking under the weight of useless
contraptions
added to the shopping carts of all hard-working
families
Electric doodads and wizard hats [exist] to keep
the munchkins entertained
But get replaced by newer versions such as
breakdown systematically
Mothers - how many times have you debated
sub-euthanasia tablets for breakfast snacks
When restlessness attacks seemingly at random?
With an emptiness inside that's hard to identify,
maybe
Pursuing obvious like pill-popping [the cossanova
edict]
Chances are you've been abandoned
Well I'm no scientist, that's not what I went to
school for
And I'm not a doctor, so I don't know much about
medicine
But I'm willing to bet that you, yes you little
what's your name sweetheart? (dada) yeah,
whatever
Get a funny feeling in your tummy when your mommy
cries
Something between woozy and confusion
And you spend your thoughts on how the sadnessin
your mommy
can be rooted out, burned, scorched, turned out,
forgotten
Different concepts than the candy and little baby
dolls or
Whatever it is that normal kids get to think
about
Well I can honestly say that this invention is,
Let me start by saying we've grafted only the
finest stuff
 
Inserted the most high tech, state of the art,
with brain charted for authentic
Truly human emotion and trained to be domestic
Made from the most easily available materials
and, uh, loosely inspected
Guaranteed to revolutionize
Perfectly realistic and even somewhat
institutionally respected 
Robotic relative

(That's why I'm gonna build) a Stepfather Factory
The latest in technology
A Stepfather Factory
Jobs for the community
A Stepfather Factory         
The age of familial industry
A Stepfather Factory
Building tomorrow's fathers today
A Stepfather Factory
The latest in technology
A Stepfather Factory
Jobs for the community
Stepfather Factory             
The age of familial industry
I'm not only the president, I'm a client

So you purchased a paternal unit, class A type 1
A new addition to your living room space, watch
it go
Have your warranty for at least 90 days, so have
fun
If in that time frame there's a problem, please
let us know
Before you start there's a few details that you
must learn
Technical specs about your unit to make things
run smooth
In an effort to find an energy source our
company's learned 
The cheapest way to keep his battery running is
with booze
Plug it in, give it a name, man of the house,
help sustain
Wear the pants, you can relax, [water the pad],
nucular fam [ordered a nucleus]
Brings us to the safety chapter
Section 87 in your handbook subsection 16
entitled
Troubleshooting
Fuel sources are at a slight risk of mixing
With the crispy plutonium center
Of your automated new spouse and then driven
Possibly leading to the unpredicted stimulation
of its artificial emotion circuits
And in a few unsubstantiated clinical trials this
condition
has led to simulated feelings of resentment and
worthlessness
Manifested in the highly unlikely but still
possible act
of physical aggression towards you and your loved
ones fleshy surfaces

Remember, no cash returns
Only credits towards future purchases

'Why are you hurting me?
I love you.'

'Why are you hurting me?
I love you.'

'Why are you hurting me?
I love you.'