Cheap Drunk lyrics

Artist  : Ember Swift 
Song : Cheap Drunk



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														   I'm a cheap drunk - Give me one
and I'm flyin.' A cheap drunk, give me two and
I'm tryin' you on for size. Please do not
criticize; I only slobber when I am not so sober!
Give me one beer and I'm sure to be cheery. Give
me two beers and I'm happy, really. Give me three
beers and I'm goin' on ecstatic. Give me four
beers and I'm sure to have had it but, I'm not
really sure where or with whom 'cause by the
second beer I'm horny - they're tellin' me: "Go
rent a room!" Well, I'm a cheap drunk...I work
hard all of the week and I think that I really
deserve a rest and besides, after I have had my
very first drink, that's when I am at my best.
So, give me one beer...But, I only pay for it the
next day so if you're comin' home with me, baby, I
suggest you slip away or else you'll be rubbin' my
back and swearin' you still find me hot while I'm
dealing with my little issue of GUT ROT! I'm a
cheap drunk... Please do not criticize.