Any Man lyrics

Artist  : Eminem 
Song : Any Man



 Send "Any Man" Ringtone to your Cell 

 

[Eminem]
Hi!
Original Bad Boy on the case
cover your face
Came in the place blowed and
sprayed Puffy with Mase
I laced the weed with
insect repellant better check the
smelly
Eminem starts with E better check the
spelling
with a capital somebody grab me a
Snapple
I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my
adam's apple
Somebody dropped me on my head and
I was sure
that my mother did it but the bitch
won't admit it was her
I slit her stomach open
with a scalpel when she was six months
and
said, "I'm ready now bitch - ain't you feelin
these kicks cunt?"
The world ain't ready for
me yet, I can tell
I'll probably have a cell
next to the furnace in hell
I'm sick of these
sperm cells with syphillis germs
and I'm
hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it
burns
I kick you in the tummy until you sick
to your stomach
and vomit so much blood that
your clothes stick to you from it
(Yuck!) Hit
you in the head with a brick til you
plummet
If y'all don't like me, you can suck
my dick til you numb it
And all that gibberish
you was spittin, you need to kill it
Cause your
style is like dyin in my sleep, I don't feel
it

Chorus: Eminem

Cause any man who
would jump in front of a minivan
for twenty
grand and a bottle of pain pills and a
minithin
is fuckin crazy -- you hear me?
Ha?
Is fuckin crazy -- hello, hi!
Cause any
man who would jump in front of a minivan
for
twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a
minithin
is fuckin crazy -- do you hear
me?
Is fuckin crazy

[Eminem]
I'm ice
grillin you, starin you down with a gremlin
grin
I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a women's
gym
I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake
alias
to save me with in case I get chased by
space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium
packed, full of more uranium
than a maniac
Saudi Arabian
A highly combustible head,
spazmatic
strapped to a Kraftmatic adjustable
bed
Laid up in the hospital in critical
condition
I flatlined; jumped up and ran from
the mortician
High speed, IV full of thai
weed
Lookin Chinese, with my knees stuck
together like siamese
twins, joined at the
groin like lesbians
Uhh, pins and needles,
hypodermic needles and pins
I hope God
forgives me for my sins -- it probably all
depends
on if I keep on killin my
girlfriends

Chorus: Eminem

Cause
any man who would jump in front of a
minivan
for twenty grand and a bottle of pain
pills and a minithin
is fuckin crazy -- you
hear me? Ha?
Is fuckin crazy --
listen!!
Cause any man who would jump in front
of a minivan
for twenty grand and a bottle of
pain pills and a minithin
is fuckin crazy --
you hear me?
Is fuckin
crazy

[Eminem]
Last night I O.D.'d on
rush, mushrooms and dust
and got rushed to the
hospital to get my system flushed
(Shucks!) I'm
an alcoholic and that's all I can say
I call in
to work, cause all I do is frolic and play
I
swallow grenades, and take about a bottle a
day
of Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent
I'll be (RRARRRRH)
Give me eleven Excederin my
head'll spin
Medicine'll get me revvin like a
747 jet engine
Scratched my balls til I
shredded skin
"Doctor, check this rash, look
how red it's been"
"It's probably AIDS!"
Forget it then
I strike a still pose and hit
you with some ill flows
that don't even make
sense, like dykes usin dildos
So reach in your
billfolds, for ten ducats
and pick up this Slim
Shady shit that's on Rawkus
Somethin somethin
somethin, somethin I get weeded
My daughter
scribbled over that rhyme, I couldn't read
it
Damn!