Big Weenie lyrics

Artist  : Eminem 
Song : Big Weenie



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[Intro]
(Talking)
I don't
understand..
Why are you bein so
mean!?
You're a MEAN, MEAN
MAN!

[Chorus]
You're just jealous of
me
Cause you, you just can't do what I
do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk
around and say
All kinds of really mean things
about me
Cause you're a meany, a meany
But
it's only cause you're really jealous of
me
Cause I'm what you wanna be
So you just
look like a idiot
When you say these mean
things
Cause it's too easy to see
You're
really just a big weenie, big
weenie

[Verse 1]
Alright listen, I need
you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your
mind, this is important
We are going to
perform an experiment of a sort
I'm going to
have to ask you to bare with me for a
moment
Now I need you to open your mind, your
eyes - close em'
You are now about to be
placed under my hypnosis
For the next 4 and a
half minutes
We are going to explore into your
mind
To find out why you're so fuckin
jealous
Now why do they make you
who
Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo
Syke, I'm
kidding I just wanted to see if you're still
listening
Ok now I need your un-divided
attention
Sir I have a question
Why do I
always sense this,
Undeniable tension from the
moment I enter into the room?
It gets all quiet
and whispers
Whenever there's conversations why
am I always mentioned?
I been dying to ask,
it's been itching at me
Is it just
because...

[Chorus]
You're just jealous
of me
Cause you, you just can't do what I
do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk
around and say
All kinds of really mean things
about me
Cause you're a meany, a meany
But
it's only cause you're really jealous of
me
Cause I'm what you wanna be
So you just
look like a idiot
When you say these mean
things
Cause it's too easy to see
You're
really just a big weenie, big
weenie

[Verse 2]
Alright now I, I just
flubbed(?) a line
I was going to say something
extremly important
But I forgot who or what it
was
I fucked up,
Syke, I'm kidding again
you idiot, no I didin't
That's just what you
wanted to hear from me
Is that I FUCKED up
ain't it?
That I could bust one
take
Without lookin at no paper
It doesn't
take a bunch of takes
Or me to stand here in
this booth all day
For me to say the truth
ok
You're drooling, you have tooth
decay
You're mouth is open,
You're
disgusting
What the fuck you eat for
lunch,
A bunch of sweets or somethin
What
you munch a bunch of crunch-a-munch?
You're
tooth is rottin through the gum
Your breath
stinks,
Want to chew some gum?
[Yes I do
sir what am I on?]
You sir are on
??
[Marshall I'm so jealous of you
Please
say you won't tell nobody
I'd be so
embarassed
I'm just absolutely
terrified
That someone's gonna find out
Why
I'm saying all these terrible, evil, and
awful
Mean things, is my own
insecurities!!]

[Chorus]
You're just
jealous of me
Cause you, you just can't do
what I do
So instead of just admitting
it
You walk around and say
All kinds of
really mean things about me
Cause you're a
meany, a meany
But it's only cause you're just
really jealous of me
Cause I'm what you wanna
be
So you just look like a idiot
When you
say these mean things
Cause it's too easy to
see
You're really just a big weenie, big
weenie

[Verse 3]
Alright now we, we're
going to conduct
That experiment that we were
talking about earlier
Just to see what a frog
looks like
When he takes 2 hits of
exctasy
Cause that's exactly what your eyes
look like
Wanna check to see? Here's a
mirror
Notice the resemblance here?
Wait
let me put these sun glasses on
Now look in
this mirror, how bout' now
What do you have in
common?
You're both green with envy and look
like idiots with sunglasses on em'
You look
like I sound like, singing about weenies
Now
take my weenie out of your mouth
This is
between me and you
I know you're not
happy,
I know you'd much rather see my
lying
In the corner of a room somewhere
crying
Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my
mind dying
There's no denying
That my
weenie is much bigger than yours is
Mine is
like stickin a banana in between 2 oranges
Why
are you even doin this to yourself?
It's
pointless,
Why do we have to keep on going
through this?
This is torturous
My point is
this, that if you say mean things,
You're
weenie will shrink
Now I forgot what the
chorus is..

[Chorus]
You're just
jealous of me
Cause you, you just can't do
what I do
So instead of just admitting
it
You walk around and say
All kinds of
really mean things about me
Cause you're a
meany, a meany
But it's only cause you're just
really jealous of me
Cause I'm what you wanna
be
So you just look like a idiot
When you
say these mean things
Cause it's too easy to
see
You're really just a big weenie, big
weenie

Fuck off my dick