Crimirnal lyrics

Artist  : Eminem 
Song : Crimirnal



 Send "Crimirnal" Ringtone to your Cell 

 [Intro]

Alot of people ask me,

Stupid
fucking questions,

alot of people think
that,

what i say on record,

or what i
talk abouton the record,

that i actually, do
in real life,

or that i believe in it,

or if i say i wanna kill somebody that,

im actually gonna do it or that i believe in
it

bull shit,

if you believe
that,

then i'll kill you [Laughs]

ya
know why?

cause im a

CRIMINAL

CRIMINAL

youre goddamn right

im a
CRIMINAL

yeah im a CRIMINAL



[Verse 1]

My words are like a dagger wit
a jagged edge 

that'll stab you in da
head

whether youre a fag or les

or
the homosex, hermpah, or a trans-a-vest,

pants or dress: hate fags: the answers yes

homophobic nah you just heterophobic

starin at my jeans wathcin my genitals
boulgin

[ooh] thats my muthafuckin
balls,

you betta let go of 'em,

they
belong in my scrotum youll never get ahold of 'em
[haha]

hey its me Resache,

WHOOPS
somebody shot me,

and i was just checkin
the mail,

get it checkin the male [tounge
clicks]

how many record you expectin' to
sell

after your 2nd LP sends you directly
to jail

C'mon relax guys

i like gay
men right ken 

gimmie an amen
[aaaaaamen]

please lod this boy needs
jesus

heal this child; help us destroy
these demons,

oh, and please send me a
brand new car

and a prostitute while my
wife's sick in the hospital

Preacher
Preacher 5th grade teacher

you cant reach
me

my mom cant neither [nope]

you
cant teach me a goddamn thing cause,

i
watch T.V. and Comcast cable

and you aint
able ta stop these thoughts

and you cant
stop me from toppin these charts

and you
cant stop me from droppin each March;

with
a brand new CD for these fucking
retards[duhhr]

and da think, its just lil'
old me

Mr. dont give a fuck still wont
leave



[Chorus x2]

I'ma 

CRIMINAL

cause every time i write a
rhyme

these people think its a crime

to tell em whats on my mind

I guess I'ma


CRIMINAL

I dont gotta say a word

I just flip em the bird

and keep goin'


I dont take shit from no one

I'ma

CRIMINAL



[Verse 2]



My mother did drugs: hard liqor,
cigarettes and speed

the baby came out
disfigured ligaments indeed

it was a seed
who would grow up just as crazy as she

dont
dare make fun of dat baby cause that baby was me
I'ma 

CRIMINAL

an animal caged will
turned crazed

but how the fuck you 'sposed
da grow up when ya werent raised

so as i
got older and i got alot taller,

my dick
shrunk smaller but my balls got larger

I'll
drink more liqor da fuck you up quicker

than
you'd wanna fuck me up for sayin da word
N*****

My morals went [fart noise]

when the president got oral

sex in his
oval office on top of his desk with mark his own
employee

now dont ignore me you wont avoid
me

you cant miss me im white, blonde hair
and my nose is pointy

im the bad guy,

who makes fun of people that die

in plane
crashes and laughs 

as long as it aint
happen da him

Slim Shady im as crazy as
em-inem and kim combined

[buzz] the
maniac's in

replacin the doctor cause dre.
couldnt make it today

he's a little under
the weather so im takin his place

oh thats
dre. wit and ak to his face,

dont make me
kill him to and spray his brains all over the
place

i told you dre. you should've kept
that thing put away i guess that'll teach you not
to let me play wit it ay



[Interlude
skit]



Dre: ite look just go up to
dat muthafucker, get the muthafuckin money and
get the fuck up outta there

Eminem: Ite

Dre: Aiyyo Em

Eminem: Whaaat

Dre:
Dont kill nobody dis time

Eminem: ite
,goddamn what the fuck

emienem
[whistling]

Clerk:Hi

Eminem: How you
doin. I need to make a withdraw

Clerk:
OK

Eminem: Put the fucking money in the bag
bitch and i wont kill you

Clerk:Dont kill
me

Eminem: I said i wasnt gonna fucking
kill you

Quit lookin around

Hurry the
fuck up [GUNSHOT]THANK YOU

[Verse 3]


Windows tinted on my ride when i drive in it

so when i rob a bank run out and just dive in
it

so when the guys in it

and if
anyone identifies the guy in it 

i'll hide
for 5 minutes

come back, shoot the eye
witness

fire at the private eye who fired
me from my business

Die bitches, bastards,
brats pets,

this puppy's lucky i didnt
blast his ass yet

if i ever gave a fuck i'd
shave my nuts

tuck my dick in between my
legs and cluck

you motherfucking chickens
aint brave enough to say the stuff i say so just
tape it shut

shit half the shit i say i
just make it up to make you mad so kiss my white
naked ass

and if it's not a rapper that
i'll make it as

I'ma be a fucking rapist in
a jason mask



[Chorus x4]