I`m Shady lyrics

Artist  : Eminem 
Song : I`m Shady



 Send "I`m Shady" Ringtone to your Cell 

 [Eminem]
Who came through with two glocks to terrorize
your borough (huh?)
Told you how to slap dicks and murder your girl
(I did!)
Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and
twirl
Sold a billion tapes and still screamed, "f**k
the world!"
(I'm Slim Shady..) so come and kill me while my
name's hot
And shoot me twenty-five times in the same spot
(Ow!)
I think I got a generation brainwashed
to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot
(uhh-oh)
Stop they blood flow until they veins clot
I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch
Purple haze and acid raindrops
Spike the punch at the party and drink pop (gulp
gulp)
Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop
You gotta make em fear you 'fore you make em feel
you
So everybody buy my sh*t or I'ma come and kill
you

I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and
aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to
set you free
You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a
minithin
(I'm Slim Shady..) I'm Shady!!

[Eminem]
I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful
(uh-huh huh)
I like birds, bees, I like people
I like funny things that make me happy and
gleeful (hehehe)
like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in
preschool (Woo!)
The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike
while I blow my brain out, just to see what it
feels like
cause this is how I am in real life (mm-hmm)
I don't want to just die a normal death, I wanna
be killed twice (uh-huh)
How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threat
when they high off of drugs they haven't even
done yet (Huh?)
So bring the money by tonight - cause your wife 
said this the biggest knife she ever saw in her
life (Help me! Help me!)
I try to keep it positive and play it cool
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay
in school (Stay in school!)
Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up
to better
Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a f**k
you letter

I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and
aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to
set you free
You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a
minithin
(I'm Slim Shady..) I'm Shady!!

[Eminem]
Yo.. I listen to your demo tape and act like I
don't like it 
(Aww that sh*t is wack!)
Six months later you hear your lyrics on my sh*t 
(What?? That's my shit!)
People don't buy sh*t no more they just dub it
That's why I'm still broke and had the number one
club hit (Yup, uh huh)
But they love it when you make your business
public
so f**k it, I've got herpes while we on the
subject (uh-huh)
And if I told you I had AIDS y'all would play it
cause you stupid motherf**kers think I'm playin
when I say it
-- Well, I do take pills, don't do speed
Don't do crack (uh-uhh) don't do coke, I do smoke
weed (uh-huh)
Don't do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer
(yup)
I just wanna make a few things clear
My baby mama's not dead (uh-uhh) she's still
alive and bit*hin (yup)
And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itchin
It's not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested
I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested

I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and
aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to
set you free
You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a
minithin
(I'm Slim Shady..) I'm Shady!!
(Ha hah-ha, ha!  Ha hah, hah..) I told you I was
Shady!!
(Ha hah-ha, hah-ha!  Ha hah, hah-ha, hah-ha,
hah-ha)
Y'all didn't wanna believe me!
I'm Shady!!
.. And that's my name