Marshall Mathers lyrics ( Eminem )
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Rate Marshall Mathers LyricsArtist : Eminem Song : Marshall Mathers
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[Eminem] You know I just don't get it Last
year I was nobody This year I'm sellin
records Now everybody wants to come around
like I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you want
from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out
of here
Chorus One: Eminem
You see
I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall
Mathers) I'm just a regular guy, I don't
know why all the fuss about me (fuss about
me) Nobody ever gave a fuck before, all
they did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now
everybody wanna run they mouth and take shots
at me (take shots at me)
[Eminem] Yo,
you might see me joggin, you might see me
walkin You might see me walkin a dead
rottweiler dog with it's head chopped off in
the park with a spiked collar hollerin at him
cause the son of a bitch won't quit
barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a
window, with a cocked shotgun Drivin up the
block in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin
for Big's killers, dressed in ridiculous blue
and red like I don't see what the big deal
is Double barrel twelve gauge thinkin of Chris
Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just
missed all this Watchin all these cheap
imitations get rich off 'em and get dollars
that shoulda been there's like they switched
wallets And amidst all this Crist' poppin and
wristwatches I had to sit back and just watch
and just get nauseous and walk around with an
empty bottle of Remi Martin startin shit like
some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God
damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky
Martin with instincts to kill N'Sync, don't
get me started These fuckin brats can't sing
and Britney's garbage What's this bitch
retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I
see is sissies in magazines smiling Whatever
happened to whylin out and bein
violent? Whatever happened to catchin a
good-ol' fashioned passionate ass-whoopin and
gettin your shoes coat and your hat
tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of
dick Boy/girl groups make me sick And I
can't wait 'til I catch all you faggots in
public I'ma love it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice
don't like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in Vibe
to spite me (yup) Then went and dyed his hair
just like me (hehe) A bunch of little kids
wanna swear just like me and run around
screamin, "I don't care, just bite me" (nah
nah) I think I was put here to annoy the
world and destroy your little 4-year-old boy
or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in
faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer and call
themselves "Clowns" cause they look
queer Faggot2Dope and Silent Gay Claimin
Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away
(fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock
you fuckin faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about
the club they was at when they snuck out after
they ducked out the back when they saw us and
bugged out (AHHH!) Ducked down and got
paintballs shot at they truck, blaow! Look at
y'all runnin your mouth again when you ain't
seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10 And I
don't need help, from D-12, to beat up two
females in make-up, who may try to scratch me
with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right,
Slim Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you
two little flaming faggots!
Chorus Two:
Eminem
Cause I'm, just Marshall Mathers
(Marshall Mathers) I'm not a wrestler
guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me
(you talk about me) Come and see me on the
streets alone if you assholes doubt me
(assholes doubt me) And if you wanna run your
mouth then come take your best shot at me
(your best shot at me)
[Eminem] Is it
because you love me that y'all expect so much of
me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go
fuck Puffy Now because of this blonde mop
that's on top and this fucked up head that
I've got, I've gone pop? The underground just
spunned around and did a 360 Now these kids
diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he
just did some shit with Missy, so now he
thinks he's too big to do some shit with MC
Get-Bizzy" My fuckin bitch mom's suin for ten
million She must want a dollar for every pill
I've been stealin Shit, where the fuck you
think I picked up the habit? All I had to do
was go in her room and lift up her
mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms.
Mathers? It doesn't matter you {*several
seconds of silence*} faggot! Talkin about I
fabricated my past He's just aggravated I
won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me,
what the hell is a fella to do? For every
million I make, another relative sues Family
fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to
supper All the sudden, I got 90-some cousins
(Hey it's me!) A half-brother and sister who
never seen me or even bothered to call me
until they saw me on TV Now everybody's so
happy and proud I'm finally allowed to step
foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And
then to top it off, I walked to the
newsstand to buy this cheap-ass little
magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last
page, flipped right fast and what do I see? A
picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give
you motherfuckers some help: uhh, here -
DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XL Now your magazine
shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ahh
fuck it, I'll even buy a couple
myself
Chorus One (2X)
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