My First Single lyrics

Artist  : Eminem 
Song : My First Single



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Ohh!
Yeah!
So much for first single on this
one

[Verse 1]
Shady's the
lable
Aftermath is the stable
That the
horses come out erra
Of course we're about to
stir up
Some shit ?? Mix water with
syrup
It's the mr. picked on Christopher
Reeves
Just for no reason other than the just
to tease him
Cause he was as big as ?? He used
to be Superman
Now we're pourin liquor on the
crib in his name for him
Eminem you wait till'
we meet up again
Fucker I'm kickin your ass for
everything you've ever said
It's one for the
money two for the fuckin show
Ready get set,
let's go
Here comes the ?? stompin and
stampedin up the damn street
Like them buffalo
soldiers, I told ya I'm bout' to blow
So look
out below, geronimo, motherfuckers is
dominos
I'm on a roll, around and around I
go
When will I stop? I don't know
Tryna
pick up where the Eminem Show left off
But I
know anything's possible
Though I'm not gonna
top what I sold
I'm at the top of my
game
That shit is not gonna change
Long as
I got Dr. Dre on my team
I'll get away with
murder
I'm Michael J. he's like my cock from
the day
We keep the mark from the tapes
In
a safe, locked them away
Better watch what you
say
Just when you thought you were safe
Them
fuckers got you on tape
You swear to god you
was playin
Whether or not you was little
Joshua
Gosh I wish I coulda told you to not do
the same
Cause one day it could cost you your
name

[chorus]
And this was supposed to
be my first single
But I just fucked that up
so,
Fuck it, let's all have fun let's
mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was
supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you
hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the
shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh
Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah
Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Poo Poo Ca
Ca

[Verse 2]
Erra Erra Eric swallowed
some generic sleeping pills
And woke up in bed
next to his best friend Derick bare
naked
chicka chicka chicka ..
And then just
turned 16 and used a fake id
To sneak in V.I.P.
to see R. Kelly
Hehehehehe, to be so young and
naive
Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim
and care free
Paris and Nikki's parents must
be so tickled to cherish
Every picture with
their kids with hickeys all over their
necks
Hickory Dickory derr digga
Look at me
work wizardry with these words
Am I a jerk or
just jerk chicken
Or Chicka chicka chicka
chicka jer jer jerkin the chain
22 jerks and a
jerk circle
Or is it a circle jerk or wait a
minute
What am I sayin, allow me to run it
back and rewind it
rrrbb lemme ask you
again
Am I just jerkin the chain
Am I
bizerk or insane
Or am I just one of them damn
amateurs
Workin the damn camera filmin one of
them
Paris Hilton home made pornos
Who
keeps tiltin the lens at an angle
Chicka
Chicka
Just recently somebody just
discovered
Britney and Justin videotapes of
them fuckin
When they were just mouseketeers
in the Mickey Mouse club
And dusted them and
went straight to The Source with them
Cause
they coulda sworn someone said Nuh-
And then
tried to erase and record over it
But if you
listen close enough to it you can hear the
Uh
Uh and then the
come-to-find-out-it-was-Justin
Sayin 'I'm
done-uh!'
Come on this
was

[chorus]
supposed to be my first
single
But I just fucked that up so,
Fuck
it, let's all have fun let's mingle
Slap a
bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be
my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your
radio
But shit's about to hit the
shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh
Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah
Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Poo Poo Ca
Ca

[Verse 3]
Any opinions or somethin
you just wanna get off your chest
And address
it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it
All you
gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up
this number
It's 1-800-I'm a dick sucker I
love to suck a dick
And if someone picks up
you can talk all the shit you want about
me
Just type in your number back and follow it
by the pound key
And I'll be sure to get
back
As soon as there comes a day that I fall
out with Dre
Wake up gay, make up with Ray
(Hey!)
So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck
a chicken,
Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like
it's a big cock(?) bawka-bi-kaw
Or suck a
dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick
And stick
a dick in your mouth
I'm done you can fuck
off
fucka-fucka-fuck
offf!

[chorus]
And this was supposed to
be my first single
But I just fucked that up
so,
Fuck it, let's all have fun let's
mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was
supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you
hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the
shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh
Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah
Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Poo Poo Ca
Ca