My Name Is... lyrics

Artist  : Eminem 
Song : My Name Is...



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Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is
(who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My
name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name
is... Slim Shady

Ahem...excuse me!
Can I
have the attention of the class for one
second...

Hi kids! Do you like violence?
(yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick nine inch
nails through each one of my eyelids? (uh
huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
(yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse
than my life is? (huh?)
My brain's dead
weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
But
I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to
impregnate (Ummmm..)
Dr. Dre said: "Slim Shady
you a basehead."
Uh-uhhh! "Then why's ya face
red, man you wasted"
Well since age 12 I've
felt like I'm someone else
Cuz I hung my
original self from the top bunk with a
belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's
tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her
clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat
pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a
fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut!
(Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I
don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world
off

Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is
(who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My
name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name
is... Slim Shady

My English teacher wanted
to have sex in junior high
Only problem was,
my English teacher was a guy
I smacked him in
his face with an eraser
Chased him with a
stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of
paper (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in a strip club, had
my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender and
stuck my dick in the tip cup
(Wsssshhhhh...)
Extraterrestrial, kill'n
pedestrians

Rap'n lesbians while they're
screamin' "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
99% of my
life I was lied to
I just found out my mom
does more dope than I do
I told her I'd grow
up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about
doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh thank
you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush
the stands
To try to touch your hands like some
screamin' Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy's
wife passed so asked for my autograph
So I
signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support,
ASSHOLE!

Hi! My name is (what?)...my name
is (who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi!
My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my
name is... Slim Shady

Stop the tape! This
kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr.
Dre don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not
ready to leave, it's too scary to die
I'll
have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried
alive
Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely
decide,
I just drank a fifth of vodka...dare
me to drive? (Go 'head.)
All my life I was
very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, my
palms are too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like
the Incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk, I'll
fuck anything that walks (C'mere.)
When I was
little I used to get so hungry I would throw
fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? YOU
AIN'T GOT NO TITS!
I lay awake and strap
myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and
shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
I'm steamin'
mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see
my dad? (Yeah.)
Tell him that I slit his
throat in this dream I had

Hi! My name is
(what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is...
Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is
(what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady