Rain Man lyrics

Artist  : Eminem 
Song : Rain Man



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Dre (Em)
Yeah
(Definately, definately,
definately, definately definately
K-mart)
Yeah, yeah

Eminem (Dr.
Dre):

You find me offensive? I find you
offensive
For finding me offensive
Hence if
I should draw a line on any fences
If so to
what extense if
Any, should I go? 'Cause it's
getting expensive
Being on the other side of
the courtroom on the defensive
They say that I
cause extensive
Pshycological nerve damage to
the brain when I go to lenghts this,
Far at
other people's expenses
I say your all just
too god damn sensitive
It's censorship
And
it's down right blasphomous
Listen to shit now
cause I won't stand for this
And
Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this
neither
And let's clear this up too I ain't
got no beef with him either
He used to be like
a hero to me
I even believe I, had one of those
25 cent stickers on my re--fridgerator
Right
next to Darth Vader
And Darth must have put a
hex on him for later
I feel like it's my fault
cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between
him and Lex Luther
I killed Superman, I killed
Super---man
And how ironic, that I'd be the
bad guy
Kryptonite: The Green
Chronic

Chorus:
Cause I ain't got no
legs!
Or no brain, nice to meet you
Hi, my
name is...
I forgot my name!
My name was
not to become what I became with this level of
fame
My soul is possessed by this devil my new
name is....
Rain Man


Now in the
Bible it says
Thou shalt not watch two
lesbians in bed,
Have homosexual sex
Unless
of course you were given the consent to join
in
Then of course, it's intercourse
And
it's bi-sexual sex
Which isn't as bad, as long
as you show some remorse for your
actions
Either before, during or after
peforming the act of that which
Is normally
referred to have such, more commonly known
phrases
That are more used by today's
kids
In a more derogatory way but
Who's to
say, what's fair to say, and what not to
say?
Let's ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre? (What
up?)
I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)
Is
it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend
(Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees
off? (Yeah)
But, ut! I ain't done yet
In
football the quarterback yells out
hutt-hutt
While he reaches in another grown
man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what
if
It was never meant it was just an
accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his
penis went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney
but he didn't mean it
But his little weenie
flinched just a little bit
And I don't mean to
go in into any more details but
What if he
pictured it as a females butt?
Is that gay? I
just need to clear things up
Til then i'll
just walk around with a manly strut
because...

Chorus


You find me
offensive, I find you offensive
Shit, this is
the same verse I just did this
When am I gonna
come to my good senses?
Probably the day Bush
comes to my defenceses
My spider senses
telling me Spiderman is nearby
And my plan is
to get him next
And open up a whip ass
canister
God damn it Dre where is the god damn
beat? (Yeah)
Anyway, anyway I don't know how
else to put it
This is the only thing that I'm
good at
I am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green
Chronic
Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on
it
I got it, high five Nick Lachey
Stuck a
pen in Jessica's head and walked away
And she
blew around the room like a balloon-a
Grabbed
the last can of chicken tuna
Out the trash can
and screw my
Head is straight back to the
Neverland Ranch
With a peanut butter, jelly,
chicken, tuna sandwhich
And I don't gotta make
no god damn sense
I just did a whole song and I
didn't say shit

Chorus

Cause
IIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH
Yo,
Rain Man
Definately, definately Dr. Dre super
dope beat maker two thousand and
Two thousand
four hundred and eighty seven million
Nine
hundred and n seventy three thousand four hundred
and sixty three
And seventy (Yeah)