The Kids lyrics

Artist  : Eminem 
Song : The Kids



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[Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman)
And everyone
should get along..
Okay children quiet down,
quiet down
Children I'd like to introduce our
new substitute teacher for the day
His name is
Mr. Shady
Children quiet down please
Brian
don't throw that (SHUT UP!)
Mr. Shady will be
your new substitute
while Mr. Kaniff is out
with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!)
Good luck Mr.
Shady

[Eminem]
Hi there little boys and
girls (FUCK YOU!)
Today we're gonna to learn
how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like
you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob!
("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his
mom
and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at
home and smokes pot
but his twelve-year old
brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob
likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
and
wait in the parkin lot for waitresses off the
clock
when it's late and the lot gets dark and
fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the
woods and go straight to the chopping blocks
(AHH!)
And even if they escaped and they got
the cops
the ladies would all be so afraid,
they would drop the charge
'til one night Mrs.
Stacey went off the job
when she felt someone
grab her whole face and said not to talk
But
Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it
off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's
crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim
Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take
him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed
Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
and
dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find
her
But ever since the day Stacey went off to
wander
they never found her, and Bob still
hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the story
of Bob and his marijuana,
and what it might do
to you
So see if the squirrels want any - it's
bad for you

Chorus: Mr. Mackey
(Eminem)

See children, drugs are bahhhd
(c'mon)
and if you don't believe me, ask ya
dahhhd (ask him man)
and if you don't believe
him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you
how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So
kids say no to drugs (that's right)
So you
don't act like everyone else does
(uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin else to
say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad,
mmm'kay?

[Eminem]
My penis is the size
of a peanut, have you seen it?
FUCK NO you
ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut
(Huh?)
Speakin of peanuts, you know what else
is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst
drug in the world
If someone ever offers it to
you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably
drain all your spinal fluid
and spinal fluid
is final, you won't get it back
So don't get
attached, it'll attack every bone in your
back
Meet Zach, twenty-one years old
After
hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he
gets bold
and decides to try five, when he's
bribed by five guys
and peer pressure will win
every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he
starts to convulse and his pulse goes into
hyperdrive
and his eyes roll back in his skull
{*blblblblblb*}
His back starts tah - look like
the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet,
layin horizontal barfin {*BLEH*}
And everyone
in the apartment starts laughin at him
"Hey
Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
cause
they took it too, so they think it's funny
So
they're laughing at basically nothing except
maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, Zach's in a
coma, the action is over
and his back and his
shoulders hunched up like he's practicin
yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy
maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels
class, cause it's bad for you

Chorus: Mr.
Mackey (Eminem)

See children, drugs are
bahhhd (that's right)
and if you don't believe
me, ask ya dahhhd (that's right)
and if you
don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can)
She'll
tell you how she does 'em all the time (she
will)
So kids say no to drugs (smoke
crack)
So you don't act like everyone else
does (that's right)
And there's really nothin
else to say (but umm)
Drugs are just bad,
mmm'kay?

[Eminem]
And last but not
least, one of the most humungous
problems
among young people today, is fungus
It grows
from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it
off,
bag it up, and you put it right in your
mouth and chew it
Yum yum! Then you start to
see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down
when you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you
see things that aren't there (Like what?)
Like
fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
(Mr.
Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn
Claire
Women stick 'em up their behinds, go
out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too
much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say
magic mushrooms? I meant fungus
Ya tongue
gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How
come?)
cause it comes from a cow's dung
(Gross!!)
See drugs are bad, it's a common
fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all
that I'm good at (Oh!)
But don't be me, cause
if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're
gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a
goatee
and get a disguise and hide, cause
it'll be my fault
So don't do drugs, and do
exactly as I don't,
cause I'm bad for
you

Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)

See
children, drugs are bahhhd (uh-huh)
and if you
don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (put that
down)
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom
(you can ask)
She'll tell you how she does 'em
all the time (and she will)
So kids say no to
drugs (say no)
So you don't act like everyone
else does (like I do)
And there's really
nothin else to say (that's right)
Drugs are
just bad, mmm'kay?

[Mr. Mackey] (Eric
Cartman)
Come on children, clap along (SHUT
UP!)
Sing along children (Suck my motherfuckin
dick!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad
(South Park is gonna sue me!)
So don't do
drugs (Suck my motherfuckin penis!)
so
there'll be more for me (Hippie! God
damnit!)
(Mushrooms killed Kenny! *fart* Ewww,
ahhh!)
(So, fucked up, right now..)