The Real Slim Shady lyrics

Artist  : Eminem 
Song : The Real Slim Shady



 Send "The Real Slim Shady" Ringtone to your Cell 

 [eminem]
May I have your attention please? 
May I have your attention please? 
Will the real slim shady please stand up? 
I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand
up? 
We’re gonna have a problem here..

Y’all act like you never seen a white person
before
Jaws all on the floor like pam, like tommy just
burst in the door
And started whoopin her as* worse than before
They first were divorce, throwin her over
furniture (ahh!)
It’s the return of the... "ah, wait, no
way, you’re kidding,
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?
"
And dr. dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement!
(ha-ha!)
Feminist women love eminem {*vocal turntable:
Chigga chigga chigga*} "slim shady, I’m
sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his
you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "yeah, but
he’s so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my
head loose
But no worse, than what’s goin on in your
parents’ bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on tv and just let loose,
but can’t
But it’s cool for tom green to hump a dead
moose
"my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
lips"
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a
little kiss
And that’s the message that we deliver to
little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman’s
clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the discovery channel don’t they? 
"we ain’t nothing but mammals.."
well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
{*slurp*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there’s no reason that a man and another
man can’t elope
{*ewww!*} but if you feel like I feel, I got the
antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it
goes

Chorus: eminem (repeat 2x)

I’m slim shady, yes I’m the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real slim shady please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up? 

[eminem]
Will smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell
his records;
Well I do, so f**k him and f**k you too!
You think I give a damn about a grammy? 
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let
alone stand me
"but slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be
weird? "
Why?  so you guys could just lie to get me here?

So you can, sit me here next to britney spears? 
Shit, christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daly and fred durst
And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to
first
You little bit*h, put me on blast on mtv
"yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s
married to kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd
{*ahhh!*}
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all
you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
{*bzzzt*}
And there’s a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don’t give a f**k
like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not
quite me!

Chorus

[eminem]
I’m like a head trip to listen to, cause I’m
only givin you
Things you joke about with your friends inside
your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y’all and I don’t gotta be false
or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it {*err*} I just
sh*t it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out
can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums
like valiums
It’s funny; cause at the rate I’m goin when
I’m thirty
I’ll be the only person in the nursin home
flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I’m jackin off with
jergens
And I’m jerkin but this whole bag of viagra
isn’t working
And every single person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king, spittin on
your onion rings
{*hach*} or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "i don’t give a f**k!"
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real shady please stand up? 
And put one of those fingers on each hand up? 
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta
control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it
go? 

Chorus 2x

[eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there’s a slim shady in all of us
f**k it, let’s all stand up