Aisle B lyrics ( Eric Schwartz )
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Rate Aisle B LyricsArtist : Eric Schwartz Song : Aisle B
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My girlfriend got sick
And she needed a few
things
But she couldn’t get out of her
bed
So she wrote me a list
She sent
me to the drugstore
I went up to the sales
girl and said
"Tell me...where are the
tampons and
Tell me, how to heal canker
sores
Sell me what you take with a cramp
on
'cause if she don’t stop whining
She won’t need no tampons no more...”
She
said
“Aisle b
That’s where you’ll find
them
Aisle b
Near the feminine
sprays”
Aisle b
Where they'd
carefully aligned them
To make damn well
sure
I'd be shopping for tampons for
days...
So I picked up a basket, and went
down and found her
Anything she could
squirt or insert or inject
And when I was
done
I brought them up to the counter
Where each item I bought was price-checked
Hair pluckers, zit suckers, unstuckers for
stomach unease
Inner incense for a scent
like a warm country breeze...
I later
discovered the whole thing was a setup
They
taped me from beginning to end
I shoulda
known better,
This chick hasn't let up
since she found out I did her best friend
I
packed up my things
With my ego eroded
I went back to live with my mom
If you
don’t believe me
The mpeg’s uploaded at
"Guys Buying Tampons dot com"
Aisle b the
dreams aren't stopping
Aisle b, never
again
Aisle b, girls, do your own
shopping
Unless you are trying to make a
mess of your men....
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