Aisle B lyrics

Artist  : Eric Schwartz 
Song : Aisle B



 Send "Aisle B" Ringtone to your Cell 

 My girlfriend got sick

And she needed a few
things

But she couldn’t get out of her
bed

So she wrote me a list

She sent
me to the drugstore

I went up to the sales
girl and said

"Tell me...where are the
tampons and

Tell me, how to heal canker
sores

Sell me what you take with a cramp
on

'cause if she don’t stop whining

She won’t need no tampons no more...”

She
said

“Aisle b

That’s where you’ll find
them

Aisle b

Near the feminine
sprays”

Aisle b

Where they'd
carefully aligned them

To make damn well
sure

I'd be shopping for tampons for
days...

So I picked up a basket, and went
down and found her

Anything she could
squirt or insert or inject

And when I was
done

I brought them up to the counter

Where each item I bought was price-checked

Hair pluckers, zit suckers, unstuckers for
stomach unease

Inner incense for a scent
like a warm country breeze...

I later
discovered the whole thing was a setup

They
taped me from beginning to end

I shoulda
known better,

This chick hasn't let up
since she found out I did her best friend

I
packed up my things

With my ego eroded

I went back to live with my mom

If you
don’t believe me

The mpeg’s uploaded at
"Guys Buying Tampons dot com"

Aisle b the
dreams aren't stopping

Aisle b, never
again

Aisle b, girls, do your own
shopping

Unless you are trying to make a
mess of your men....