Irish Wanking Song lyrics

Artist  : Eric Schwartz 
Song : Irish Wanking Song
 
Meet Henry, our hero, as horny as you can get

Sat down one Sunday night to make a mistress of
the net

He finally got the guts to click the
link he’d always seen

He had hand cream,
paper towels and a squeegee for the screen



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Was it really that bad?

It was worse, it was worse

Was it really
that bad?

It was worse, it was worse

I know you thought the last verse was perfectly
perverse

Was it really that bad?

It
was worse, worse, worse



His nooky
knob began to throb when he saw the naughty
nun

On her knees with the rosaries wrapped
‘round her father’s fun

She asked the
colored codger what the lord would have her
do

The answer was a mouthful... and an
earful too



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Well
he clicked and spanked and whacked and wanked for
upwards of an hour

His semen sack ascended
to the pinnacle of power

‘Til the next
screen stopped his scratching in the middle of
the itch

It was his daughter getting down
with some horny little bitch



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Now it wasn’t so much the
emerald dildo in her twat

Or that she
wasn’t a virgin – he’d taken care of that

Or that his little girl was taking pornographic
pics

But the horny bitch in question was a
multi-schnauzer mix



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