Stagger Lee lyrics

Artist  : Feel So Bad 
Song : Stagger Lee



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It was back in ’32 when times were hard

He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards

Stagger Lee



He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old Stetson hat

Had a ’28 Ford, had payments on that

Stagger Lee



His woman threw him out in the ice and snow

And told him, “never ever come back no
more”

Stagger Lee



So he walked through the rain and he walked
through the mud

Till he came to a place called The Bucket Of
Blood.

Stagger Lee



He said, "Mr. Mother Fucker, you know who I
am?"

The barkeep said, "No, and I don't give a good
god-damn!"

To Stagger Lee



He said, “Well bartender, it’s plain to
see

I’m that bad motherfucker Stagger Lee”

Mr. Stagger Lee



Barkeep said, “Yeah, I’ve heard your name
down the way

And I kick motherfucking asses like you every
day”

Mr. Stagger Lee



Well, those were the last words that the barkeep
said

‘Cause Stag put four holes in his motherfucking
head



Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown

Was known to make more money than any bitch in
town



She struts across the bar, hitching up her
skirt

Over to Stagger Lee, she starts to flirt

With Stagger Lee



She saw the barkeep, said, “O God, he can’t
be dead!”

Stag said, “Well, just count the holes in the
motherfucker’s head.”



She said, “You look like you ain’t scored in
quite a time.

Why not come to my pad? It won’t cost you a
dime”

Mr. Stagger Lee



“But there’s something I have to say before
you begin

You’ll have to be gone before my man Billy
Dilly comes in,

Mr.Stagger Lee”



“I’ll stay here till Billy Dilly comes in,
till time comes to pass

And furthermore I’ll fuck Billy Dilly in his
motherfucking ass”

Said Stagger Lee



“I’m a bad motherfucker, don’t you know

And I’ll crawl over fifty good pussies just to
get to one fat boy’s asshole”

Said Stagger Lee



Just then Billy Dilly rolls in and said, “You
must be

That bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee."

Stagger Lee



“Yeah, I’m Stagger Lee and you better get
down on your knees

And suck my dick, because if you don’t you’re
gonna be dead”

Said Stagger Lee



Billy Dilly dropped down and slobbered on his
head

And Stag filled him full of lead

Oh yeah.