One Of Us lyrics

Artist  : Flirtations 
Song : One Of Us



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 (Note: this segment is spoken.  The five of them
describe each
other.)
Jon:      One of
us was a U.S. Army MP.
Jimmy:    One of us
came out of the closet at thirty-seven.
Cliff:    One of us went to his high school
prom, but with his
          boyfriend.
Aurelio:  One of us was a high school
cross-country champion.
Michael:  And one of
us WAS a high school cross-dresser, and it
  
       WASN'T ME.
Jon:      One of us coached
high school wrestling.
Jimmy:    As
teenagers, two of us attempted suicide.
Cliff:    All except one of us are single, and
available!
Michael:  And bitter... and
desperate!
Jon:      I only date
pro-feminist men, so it kinda, you know,
   
      narrows it down.
Michael:  That's why
you're so lonely!
Jon:      I know!
Jimmy:    One of us believes that size
matters.
Jon:      And four of them are
LYING.
Aurelio:  One of us ran away from
home at the age of fourteen.
Cliff:    Two
of us have been repeatedly arrested for civil
          disobedience.
Aurelio:  One of
us had a former girlfriend who died of AIDS as
the
          result of a blood
transfusion.
Michael:  One of us is a
survivor of childhood sexual abuse.
Jon:    
 One of us was fag-bashed with a two-by-four.
Jimmy:    One of us has been living with AIDS
for ten years.
Michael:  And he's TIRED of
it!