Do You Like My New Car? lyrics

Artist  : Frank Zappa 
Song : Do You Like My New Car?
 
Frank zappa (guitar, dialog)
Mark volman (lead vocals, dialog)
Howard kaylan (lead vocals, dialog)
Ian underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)
Aynsley dunbar (drums)
Jim pons (bass, vocals, dialog)
Bob harris (keyboards, vocals)
Don preston (mini-moog)

You are... you gotta tell me something... I mean,
seriously, I’m tellin’ you this is the first
time that any of my girlfriends and I have ever
met anybody really from hollywood... I mean,
really
Y girlfriend jim, and ian, and aynsley, and bob,
and frank... I mean, none of us...

Pleased to meet you...

Hi howie

We never met a pop star from hollywood... tell me
something: have you ever met davey jones? or bobby
sherman? 

No.. no, I ..

I mean... david cassady, he’s so...

Jimmy greenspoon, once i...

Three dog night? !!

Yeah...

Oh! I love them! they’re my favorite band!.. ow
gawd.. oh, do you like my new car? I’m ah.. my
dad just gave it to me for graduation..

Ah yeaah? !! i’ts a ... it’s a fillmore,
isn’t it? real futuristic, ah.. I dig the
fins... listen: do you know how to get to the ah
hollywood inn from here? 

No, ah.. which one is it? 

(burp) excuse me. it’s the one by the
airport... you know... cause we gotta get up
early an’.. fly outta here in the morning,
y’know...

Oh, I didn’t know that... where do you guys
play tomorrow night? I mean, I’d like to come
maybe... in your bus or somethin’...

Yeah? ..

(voice in background):
In the bus!

Come in the bus, huh? ... tomorrow we’re in ah,
let’s see... tierra del fuego...

Ook! you’re so professional, howie!

Oh, it’s not... it’s nothing...

Howie, I mean, the way you gettin’ tp-tp to
play, an all these exotic places, I mean...

Yeah

Tell me something.. tell me and my girl-... tell
me: do you really have a hit record... on the
charts now? ... with a bullet? ... I mean
that’s really important to me...

Listen, honey: would I lie to you just to get in
your pants? 

He-het! listen! hey, listen to me tellin’ ya:
we are not groupies!

Naw, I never.. I never said...

We are not groupies! you better understand
that!.. I told robert planet, I told elton john,
I told all those big guys...

Robert planet? !

We are not groupies!

No, I never..

Roger daltrey never laid a hand on me!

Yaw.. it’s obvious to see why... listen, I
never...

(2nd non-groupie):
Howie..

(1st non-groupie):
Tell him! tell him right now!

(2nd non-groupie):
We only like musicians for f-friends. you know? 

(voices in back):
Real straight arrow, howie, really... just for
friends, howie...

(2nd non-groupie):
But we still like you yeah.. we wouldn’t mind
coming in your bus, but..

(2nd non-groupie):
I mean, we still want to hear your record...

Listen you chicks!now didn’ .. didn’t you
just say that you got off bein’ juked with a
baby octopus and spewed upon with cream corn?
an’ that your hair-lipped dyke-o bass-playing
girlfriend on t
Ckseat had to have it with a yoo-hoo bottle or
she went apeshit? !..

Ooooh..

What’s the deal, baby? come on..

Howie! howie, lissen yo me... all that’s
true..

Come across..

All that’s true, and sometimes I even dig it
with a doctor brown’s cream soda... or a
cel-ray!... but! we are not groupies! no matter
what you think...

No, I never...

We are not groupies..

You see, there seems to be some kind of a
communication problem, honey... because i... I am
a lonely guy from outta town, y’know an’...
an’ I want some action... what I’m talkin’
about is, I wan
A-a-steaming... succulent... ever-widening,
gooey, drippy, runny kind of a hole with a...
with... how shall I put this... what say we hop
in the trunk of your gremlin an’ get our rocks
off...

Hey! hey-hey-hey-heyyyy.... jesus!...

(voice in back):
I’m in this band, man...

(voice up front):
Very agile, howie, very agile...

(voice in back):
I am in this band no matter what we do up here...
it’s all...

Now lissen! it just so happend... tonight me and
my girlfriends, I mean, we’ve all come here for
one thing tonight...

Yeah? 

Looking for a guy... and we’re looking for a
guy from a group

Wow

But he’s gotta have a dick!

Waaah!

And he’s gotta have a dick that’s a
monster!!

Waaaaaaaah!... that’s me!! that’s me! ooh!
... oooohh, you voluptouns manhattan island
clit.. take me... I’m yours, you hole...
fulfill my... wildest... dreams!....

Ooooh! anything for you, my most seductive,
seclusive... pop star of a man... picture this if
you can: bead jobs! knotted nylons! bamboo canes!
three unreleased recordings of crosby, stills,
nas
Young fighting in the dressing-room of the
fillmore east! why, ’n enchilada wrapped with
pickle sauce shook up and down in between a
donkey’s legs until he can’t it stand
anymore! all this and
Howie! including! an electric coolde pony
harness, with fuel injection... fuel injection...
fuel injection...

Oooh! my god, I ... I ... I can’t stand it!...
I mean... I mean, dou you understand the
implications of what I’m saying? I can’t
stand it!!! I can’t stand it !! I can’t stand
it!! oh no!!... oh
D... I’m going home! I’m gonna see my baby...
(etc) I really can’t stand it... please... give
it to me... give it to me right here in the trunk
of your gremlin.. give me... give me the
enchilada
The pickles sauce shoved up between a donkey’s
ass until he can’t come anymore!...

Hey-hey! haha! not until you sing me your big hit
record!... and I want to hear the big hit record,
and I wanna hear it now, an’ I wanna hear the
big hit record now with a bullet! with a bullet!


The bullet? 

The bullet! the bullet! i’ts the part that gets
me the hottest... hehe!.. now sing me that record,
and I wanna hear it right now or you ain’t
driving nowhere tonight, buddy...

Well, I know when I’m licked... all over....
okay, baby: bend over and spread ’em!... here
comes my... bullet!!

(all sing happy together)