No Compute lyrics

Artist  : Funkadelic 
Song : No Compute



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														   Ah, I awakened from a wet dream
in which I was restless {?}

My imagination
could no longer take me there

So I slid
into my copping haberdashery

And gave into
the original jones: sex.



Now, my
sexy jones was below sea level

The hornies
occupied my being

I was at that stage where
most men would say,

"Hey ho', it's your life
or your lay."

But I was cooler than that.

She said, "No compute."



I spotted
a lady who was also on the prowl

I could
tell by her makeup, plus the scent was there

So I sashayed over to her, and, ah, spoke of
my plan

She screamed and said, "Are you
asking to make love to me?"

I said, "Is pig
what's in pork?

Or you gonna play hard 

After all the trouble you went through to get
chosen?"

She said, ah, "No compute."



Finally, she said, ah, "I could, ah,
probably go for what you're talking about.

But it's really about my birth control
pill."

I said, "All looks are not alike,
all holes are not a crack.

When in doubt,
vamp.

Or at least ad-lib.

And of
course you know that spit don't make babies."

She smiled, and said, "No compute."

But
I could tell that she was getting interested
{?}.



So off we went!

There was
fun to be had, love to be made.

"Strange", I
said to myself after I laid, 

Smoking a last
joint before I ??? to sleep

"What a man will
go for when the hornies, ah, set in."

Well,
suddenly as she laid there, mouth wide open, wig
half off, snoring

Breath smelling like a
1948 Buick

I was sick with the filthies,
and she smiled in her sleep

As if to say,
"All looks are not alike, all holes are not a
crack."