Come see the gentle man with the jackass on his
back
Parade him through the streets and then send him
back
He's the man of the estate, He's the man of land
and title
He's the man to make you chomp the bit,
Make you wear the bridle
I knew you liked your make-up like one
but I never knew you had a thing for downs
You got to know him in the carnival sense
So don't say I'm the one putting you down
Bragging in the drinking hole to every listening
ear
About 52 positions and a leather belt Goodyear
He's the conquistador laying claim to all the
lowlands
Relate to all the primitives by laughing about
the mountains
You traded in your real man for trailer life and
funnel cake
Don't say the doctor never warned you about the
side effects of what you take
What kind of guy would turn a woman to child in
distress
Darlin' climb into his arms but don't expect a
rest
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