Hair Poem lyrics

Artist  : George Carlin 
Song : Hair Poem



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 I'm aware some stare at my hair.

In fact, to
be fair,

Some really despair of my
hair.

But I don't care,

Cause they're not
aware,

Nor are they devonaire.

In fact,
they're just square.



They see hair down
to there,

Say, "Beware" and go off on a
tear!

I say, "No fair!"

A head that's
bare is really nowhere.

So be like a bear, be
fair with your hair!

Show it you
care.

Wear it to there.

Or to
there.

Or to there, if you dare!



My
wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a
spare.

Did I care?

Au
contraire!

Spare hair is fair!

In fact,
hair can be rare.

Fred Astair got no
hair,

Nor does a chair,

Nor nor a
chocolate eclair,

And where is the hair on a
pear?

Nowhere, mon frere!



So now
that I've shared this affair of the hair,

I'm
going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you
care?



(Beard Poem)



Here's my
beard.

Ain't it wierd?

Don't be
sceered,

Just a beard.