Andy The Handy Man lyrics

Artist  : George Formby 
Song : Andy The Handy Man
 
												
														   Now Im a jack-of-all-trades, as
busy as a bee

Should anything need fixing,
just get in touch with me

If your water
cisterns frozen, or the babys face turns blue

Ring me on the telephone, cos I know what to
do

They call me Andy, George Andy, Andy the
handy man



My job is dandy, dandy, I
do the best I can

Im always at your
service, you may depend

And dont forget its
never too late to mend

As an artist I draw
faces, my profiles are divine,

But when it
comes to figures, thats where Im not so fine

A girl told me last night, I didnt know where
to "draw the line"

Oh, it comes in handy
being a handy man

Now in the park one
morning, a bulldog I did see

I fairly stood
and shivered when it came and sniffed at me

I didnt even move when it mistook me for a
tree

Oh, it comes in handy being a handy
man



They call me Andy, George Andy,
Andy the handy man

My job is dandy, dandy,
I do the best I can

Im always at your
service, you may depend

And dont forget its
never too late to mend

A baby once was
christened, the parson said "well, well"

He
isnt like his mother or his father you can tell

Who does the child remind you of? And the choir
began to yell,

"Oh, it comes in handy being
a handy man"



A girl gave me a gold
watch, I said "its rather light

Its got no
works inside it, now surely thats not right"

She said "now dont you worry, Ill give you the
works tonight"

Oh, it comes in handy being a
handy man



Additional couplet

I
went to mend a bath once, imagine my surprise,

When the outline of a female inside the bath I
spies

I thought Id better make quite sure,
but the soap got in my eyes

Oh, it comes in
handy being a handy man