Dear Slim lyrics

Artist  : Grade 8 
Song : Dear Slim



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 Dear Slim,

My favorite icon put the bong and the knife
down

I'm sick of the songs about strapping your mom
and your ex-wife down

To a nuclear bomb and dropping them on Saddam

Killing all the muses you use in almost all of
your songs

Except those songs about Slim the Hip-Hoppian
God

They make it seem you don't respect rappers like
Biggie and Pac

Who if it weren't for them you be out of a
job

Or flipping burgers with Ronald McDonald and not
leading your mob

But the Blob's offensive, run and jumping the
fences

And burying politicians in pop culture
trenches

Dude, have some humility, oops responsibility,
oops accountability, oops I said humility

Your face has covered worse magazines

than the artists and politicians you've mocked on
every CD release

Ooh, how cool; you've proved you lack tact in
your songs

In fact, you've grown up to act just like your
mom



If y'all represent the truth and America's
youth

Act like a leader we could actually use

You're a celebrity now, oh no, look what you
did

You're America's role model but deny that you're
it



Come on, come on, let's stand together as one



I ain't yelling about selling my soul, going to
hell and back for platinum

Or gold to show the world is a gullible globe

Although, I can't respect the coalition of
politicians signing petitions

Fearing Eminem's mission to bitch

When it's his right to taunt if he wants to
fight

Even if you're frightened of what he might want
to write

You're sworn to defend men, who offend men

Just because you believe in the first
amendment

Even if it's illogical angst and vengeance

So defend your senses, but cleanse your dirty
lenses

The law's written to both conservatives and
leftists

It says Vanilla Ice Preservatives can be
sexist



If y'all represent the truth and America's
youth

Act like the leaders we could actually use

You're politicians now, oh no, look what you
did

You're America's role models but deny art from
our kids



Come on, come on, let's stand together as one



Censoring, the denial of actual words or factual
things declared obscene

But molesting archdiocese, disease,

dead people in the streets from shooting sprees,
epidemics

Paramedics clearing debris here and overseas
aren't banned from TV

But yell shit, goddamn, or fuck hear three
individual bleeps

A word's a word, let it be heard and learned

It's not the individual words but the order that
hurts

Come on, come on, let's stand together as one

Come on, come on, stop threatening to censor our
thoughts

And you'll get the response you want from now
on

Come on, come on