The Queen lyrics

Artist  : Guido Hatzis 
Song : The Queen



 Send "The Queen" Ringtone to your Cell 

 
[Phone rings]



Man: Hello, Palace.



Guido: G'day mate, my name is Guido Hatzis,
right,



M: Yes?



G: and I read in the paper today that the queen
is coming to

Australia next year.



M: Yes Yes, where are you calling from?



G: Mate I call from Australia. Now I’m prepared
to let the

old lady stay at my place, alright?



M: Err, who is this?



G: Mate it's Guido Hatzis, alright?



M: Ahh, where are you from?



G: Mate I told you before alright you deaf pommy
poof, alright,

I’m from Australia, alright?



M: I beg your pardon? you can't-



G: Nah, nah mate listen to me, listen to me,
alright?



M: You can't speak to me like that!



G: Nah I will speak to you like that, alright?
I’m ringing to

tell you that the Queen can stay at my place but
only on the

couch mate, alright?



M: Err, I'm fine? Look?



G: Nah, nah mate, are you a beefeater, is that
what you are?



M: I beg your pardon?



G: Mate are you a beefeater? ‘Cos I tell ya,
the next thing you'll

eat mate is a knuckle sandwich from me, right?



M: Look, if you have any specific comments, I can
write them in

the book and pass them on.



G: Nah, nah, mate, write in the book alright,
write it right now,

You are a dick-head Pommy poof, alright, can you
spell that?



M: I'm Sorry.



G: Nah, nah, mate I am sorry that I speak to you,
you're the

dickhead mate, you need to get me the Queen on
the phone now,

alright?



M: I'm sorry?



G: Yeah, you say sorry alot mate, I’d be sorry
if I had a head

like you mate, alright?



M: Listen, if you have any specific enquiries
about the Royal Family-



G: Nah, nah, mate, I'll start again, alright,
cause you're a stupid

pommy poofter alright, so what we do, right, the
Queen, she come

and stay at my place, alright, two days a week
she work at my

Nanna's fish and chip shop, alright?



M: (mumbling) Ridiculous.



G: Nah, mate, ridiculous? It will be, she will
get the sack if she

steal any pickled onions alright?



M: I don’t believe this!



G: Nah, nah mate, I am tired of speaking to you,
I will go now, alright?



M: Look, if you have any specific enquiries about
the royal family,

you can leave them here, with, and I will write
them in the book

and pass them on.



G: Mate, alright, you write 'em in the book,
alright, why are they a

bunch of skippy poofs?



Question mark, Guido Hatzis, goodbye.



[Guido hangs up]