Jiggle The Handle lyrics

Artist  : Gwar 
Song : Jiggle The Handle



 Send "Jiggle The Handle" Ringtone to your Cell 

 [Sang by Scroda Moon, The Toilet, Oderus
Urungus, Slymenstra Hymen, and Beefcake The
Mighty]



[Scroda:]



GWAR, I bring forth the portal potty 

Coming to feed on the shit from your bodies. 

Your turds have more power than mere human feces


Let's use it's great power to recover the
pieces



[The Toilet:]



Hey! Hey jackass! 

Yea You! 

You got to love me sooo good! 

Yea, yea you can depend on me 

Depending on, if my water's on... 

if my pipe's unglogged... 

Ahhhhh if you're water-logged... 

Baby, I am the hole I am your toilet bowl I'll
suck your soul 

Just pay... just pay my shitty toll! ahhhh.



[Scroda:]



Coated in shit I give all you desire 

Mystical doorway swimming in mire 

We'll use the plunger if blockage won't budge


It's a door through the plane of fudge



[Oderus:]



So many times I have found you, still I always
piss on the ground 

Now that I can use you I'm gonna stop fucking
around 

If you need shit, then I got shit 

On that you can depend I'll pump your stump, 

you fuckin' hump, my crappy, crap-caked
friend



[All:]



The Portal Potty, a gift from the gods 

Let's pay it tribute and bury our wads



[Beefcake:]



I think we know what it's all about. 

Jiggle the handle and watch something jump
out.



[Slymenstra:]



I am a woman and I have my needs. 

You can never really know just where or when I'll
bleed 

You need my egg, I need your seed 

But pray at the altar, the toilet must feed!



[Toilet:]



Yea, I'll bring ya some suckers for a killing
spree 

Just keep that fucking tampon away from me. 



[Slymenstra:]



Take in this world, it's sooo beautiful... 

Filthy humans, you're all so full of it... 

That which you can't stand you can't understand


Speak the mystic words and bring forth 

a turd you turn around into it and turn over to
me. 



[Oderus:]



Cross the river, leave the abyss 

Give the seat of the toilet a kiss



[Beefcake:]



Each Virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words.


Well, Jiggle the handle, and call forth a
turd.



[Toilet:]



Yea! Here it comes baby, 

I'm dropping my load 

I'm ain't just on it, 

I am the commode! Ahhh!



[Scroda:]



The power of the toilet must never be abused 

He must be plunged, he must be sponged, or
carnage could ensue. 

If a dead sheep had clogged him, who knows what
could arrive. 

Maybe it will bring the Master here, wouldn't
that be a surprise!