Girl of my dreams... Things are as bad as they
seem She is only sixteen That's why she's
only a dream Woman of my dreams... Lives
right down my street Has a daughter who's
sixteen That's why she's only a
dream
What do I do this for? Got to get
out some more Go down to the grocery
store Meet someone I'll adore Someone
who'll make me laugh Someone to be my better
half Keep me warm under the sack Share with
me my midnight snack
Job of my
dreams... Things are as bad as they
seem Working where I did at fourteen Making
less pay it seems
Chorus
House of my
dreams... Things are as bad as they seem My
parents' house I'll stay for free Until I'm at
least fourty-three