99 Problems lyrics

Artist  : Ice T 
Song : 99 Problems



 Send "99 Problems" Ringtone to your Cell 

 

featuring Brother Marquis

[Ice T]
Yeah
last year a lot of motherfuckers ask me
Why
did you no ??? some shit
But this year I went
to Miami and got my nigger
From 2 Live Brother
Marquis in the house

[Brother Marquis] Yeah
I am the motherfuckin nigger
[Ice T]
Yeah we
are goin to answer the questions about girl
problems
Always nigger has his girl problem
Marq
[Brother Marquis] Ah tell'em man
tell'em
[Ice-T] Lemme tell you what time is
it...

[Ice-T]
I got a whore from the
east
Got a whore from the west
Got a whore
that likes to jack it off
And rubb it in her
chest
I got a whore from the north
A whore
from the south
A whore that likes to suck at
long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bitch
with hair
A bitch with none
A bitch with a
knife
A bitch with a gun
A bitch with an
ass bigger than the T.V. set
And there is a
bitch over there
Hey the one I am gonna
get
But yo, maybe not, she might not like me
though
No sweat to event
I sell my sister
though, word.
I sell the whole damn herd
I
fuck em all and leave em on the culrve
I got a
bitch with a mic
Who like perfector link
Who
likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen
sink
Got a bitch with tits
A bitch with
ass
A bitch with none
But hey I give her
the best

But I love em all I love em
crazily
And they love me back thats why they
stay with me
So if you have a girl
problem
I'll be there for you son
Got 99
problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit
it

No a bitch ain't
one

[Ice-T]
I got a bitch thats
old
A bitch who is new
A bitch who likes
velvet in the colors blue
I got a bitch who is
fat
A bitch who is built
A bitch that all
her titties give up her milk
I got a bitch who
is funny
A bitch who ain't
A bitch who can
sing
A bitch who can't
A bitch who love
fuckin on the airplane
I even got a bitch off
soul train (not for sure)
I got a bitch who is
over ragged up pins
Long ends
I got a bitch
who is broke as a bomb
But she is the most
fun
I got a bitch who play piano
A bitch
who don't
A bitch who dances naked
A bitch
who won't
A bitch who's short
A bitch who's
tall
A bitch who burns my pager with priority
calls

And I love em all I love em
crazily
And they love me back thats why they
stay with me
So if you have a girl
problem
I'll be there for you son
Got 99
problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit
me

[Ice-T]
Yo Marquis you from Miami
man,
Why won't you show those motherfuckers
all the over the world
That 2 Live style of
how a bitch is threated
Motherfucker a nigger
like you

[Brother Marquis]
I got 99
problems a bitch ain't one
I am going not to
threat any whores
Cause I don't need none of
em
Push them to temptation
Ditch to
persuasion
All the whores suck cock
Nigger
how you play em
Thats why I don't sleep with
em
I just freak on em
Gig the dick in their
mouth
Take it out
And I sky on them
That
nigger that white nighter
The bitch
exciter
I only love my whores when I go up
inside em
Problem number one is gettin
money
I rather take the green than sit the
honey
So don't expect none
Cause I ain't
offering
And I go hunting my bitch cause I
ain't softening
Cause I never never
softening
Pulling demands on em
Fuckin em
and scream on them
The wham bamb thank you
mam
The game is ran on em
So fuck how you
feel
You are fuckin cheap thrill
I hope you
took the pill I won't pay the bill
Getting
pussy is just another expense
Your pussy pays
the bills
The dick pays the rent
I only
need a hope from one thing and thats to
come
I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't
one

[Ice-T]
Ha!
You Marquis my
motherfuckin you got problems man ?
A bitch
ain't one
Ah shit
Let me tell you how to do
that shit

[Ice-T & (Marquis)]
(I got a
bitch that loves to gink)
She'll fuck
you
After she fucks me
(I got a bitch who
loves both)
I got a bitch who loves handcuffs
and ropes
I got a bitch that's fast
A bitch
that's slow
(A bitch that is a virgin
And a
bitch that is a hoe)
A bitch that lies
(A
bitch that trues)
A bitch who is a
man
Because they are bitches too
I got a
bitch that is cool
(A bitch that is hut)
A
bitch who loves rap
A bitch who loves
rock
A bitch who is lost
And one who know
what is that
She gets right in front of
me
And posses like a cat

[Brother
Marquis]
I got a bitch that runs
I got a
bitch that walks
I got a bitch that yells
I
got a bitch who talk

[Ice-T]
I got a
bitch that is dirty
Got a bitch that is
neat
I got a super farm bitch that I am not
gonna swap me

And I love em all I love em
crazily
And they love me back thats why they
stay with me
So if you have a girl
problem
I'll be there for you son
Got 99
problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit
me

[Ice-T]
No a bitch ain't
one
[Marquis]
Ah, you know a bitch ain't
one

Outro:
[Ice-T]
You know what I
am saying
I got problems my motherfuckin rent
Marquis
But a bitch ain't one

[Brother
Marquis]
Maybe got yourself nothing
man
Fucking
Ragging
Spanking
Assholes
nigger

[Ice-T]
A bitch ain't one
I
got a problems stay out here on the
streets
With the police tryin to take them
out
You know
But a bitch ain't one
Got
problems motherfuckers
Buying my
records
But a bitch ain't one
[Brother
Marquis]
Fuck em all
Fuck em
motherfucker
[Ice-T]
You know what I am
saying
A bitch ain't one
Got problems
man
[Brother Marquis]
All of motherfuckers
kiss my motherfuckin ass