If lyrics

Artist  : I.c.p. 
Song : If



 Send "If" Ringtone to your Cell 

 

"If"

in order, for one to metamorphasize,
from one's inner self being projected out
into
the astral plane and to rematerialize
into an inanamite object or another
living
organism for that matter is entirely
and absolutely impossible, however

if i
was your tv i'd be like, look at me
if i was
shooting star i be like shooooom (peace)
if i
was a fat bitches thong i'd be like hell
nah
if i was a hotties thong i'd be like
ahh
if i was a cuss word i'd just be like,
fuck
if i was a rock on the moon i'd be
chillin like sup
if i was a butthole i'd just
be an exit
if i was the DOC i'd be like "man
this is bull shit"
if i was your tires on your
car i'd be like (car noises)
if i was the
bumper on your car i'd be like ahh fuck
if i
was a balloon i'd be like (balloon losing
air)
if i was Alyssia Milano i'd be fucking
Joe Bruce
if i was a radio DJ i'd probably
say, point 103
if i was a richie ass bitch i'd
be like, um ok
if i was spin magazine i'd put a
mirror on the cover and be like
fuck us and all
our readers, even this mother fucker
if i was
your mental stress i'd be catching up
if i was
your headaches every now and then I'd be like
thuuummmp
if i was your tounge i'd be hatin'
your teeth i'd be like
ah why do you try to
bite me every time we eat?
if i was a chair
i'd be like sit here
and if i was kid rock i'd
cut my feathered wolf hair
if i was your
muffler i'd be like shhh quietly
if i was a
price tag i'd be like you ain't buyin me
if i
was a fresh DJ i'd be like (scratching
record)
if i was jam master jay i'd be
like(scratching record)
if i was a cheap clock
radio i'd be like (radio static)
if i was barry
white i'd be like what up ya'll
if i was a
nipple in the cold i'd be like (spring
noise)
if i was your dead uncle i'd be
like
if i was a rain drop i'd just be like
(rain drop)
and i had an axe and your neck i
might say Chop

[Chorus]
If i was if i
was but i'll never be
(if i was if i was but
i'll never be)
If i was if i was but i'll
never be
(if i was if i was but i'll never
be)
If i was if i was boy your killing
me
(if i was if i was boy your killing
me)
If i was if i was but i'll never be
(If
i was if i was but i'll never be)

If i was
a faygo at one of our shows
i'd fly through
the air into an ocean of juggalo's
if i was
Andre the giant this is how i would be
manly
if i was father mc i'd be like yeah what
happened
if i was a mirror i'd find another
mirror
and look each other dead in the eye,
crystal clear
if i was a slider i'd slid out
your but, i'd be floating in the
toilet
looking at you like what?
if i was a
pilot i'd be like air traffic control
if i was
john denver i'd be like ahhhh
if i was a
switch i'd be like flip me yoohoo
if i was a
london cop car i'd be like (siren)
if i was
chewbacca i'd get me a fresh ass ?face?
if i
was vanilla ice i'd be like fuck yall i'm still
paid
if i was a stop sign i'd just be like
stop
if i was your wooden leg i'd still be
giving you the hip hop

[Chorus 2x]