Neden Game lyrics

Artist  : Insane Clown Posse 
Song : Neden Game
 


Host: Lets meet contestant number one he`s a
skitzophranic serial killa klown who says women
love his sexy smile lets find out if
his
charm
will work on Sharon,Sharon? whats
your question.

Sharon: Contetsant number 1
i belive first impressions last forever, so let`s
say you were to come over to my parents house
and
have dinner with me and my family, tell me
what you would do to make that first impression
really stick?

Contestant # 1: well lets
hmm see id have to think about it i might show up
in a tux HA! but i doubt it id probably just show
up
naked
like i always do and look your
mama in the eye and tell her FUCK YOU! hurry up
bitch im hungry i smell spaghetti, i pinch
her
loopy ass and tell her get the
food
ready your dad would probably start
trippin, and get me pissed, id have to walk up
and bust him in the fuckin lips! its
dinnertime!
were hearin grace from
your
mother i pull a forty out and pour some
for your little brother im steady starin at your
sister, ill tell ya this, ya know for only 13
SHE
GOT SOME BIG TITS! after
that, your dad
would try to jump again, but only this time id put
the 40 to his chin after your mom does the dishes
and the
silverware, id dry fuck her till i nut
in my
underwear

~~~laughter &
applause~~~

HOST: now lets meet contestant
number 2 hes a psychopathic deranged crack head
freak who works for the dark carnival he
says
women call him stretch nutz
Sharon,
lets hear your question...

SHARON: i like
a man whos not afraid to show his true emotions a
man who expresses himself in his own special way
number 2, if
u fell in love with
me,
exactly how would you let me
know?

Contestant # 1: first thing, i could
never love you, you sound like a witchy bitch yo
FUCK YOU!! but if i did, id probably show
you
that i care by takin all these other mutha
fuckas outta here id go through your phone book,
and whack em all, then find contestant
number
one and break his fuckin jaw (WHAT!!)?? anyone
that looked at you would have to pay, id be
blowin fuckin nuggets off all
day id grab your
titties, and stretch em down past your waist, let
em go and watch em both spring up in your face
i`d sing
love songs to ya the best i can get
ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN!! we go to
tha beach and walk through the sand i throw
a
little in your face and say im
just
playin as you spit it all out, i rub your
back, and grab your underwear and WEDGE IT UP YOUR
ASS CRACK!!

~~~laughter and
applause~~~

HOST: well it sounds like
contestant number 2 is just overflowing with
sensitivity, Sharon its a tough choice so far,
sharon lets have
your last question and
see
whos gonna have the rights to your
neden.

SHARON: ok, if we were at a dance
club, and you both noticed me at the same time,
tell me, how would you each get my
attention
and what would your pick up
line be who ever's
the smoothest wins!!

#1: first, id slide up
the bar, and tell ya that i cant believe how
fuckin fat you are id say i like the way you make
your titties shake,
and if you lost a little
weight you'd look like Ricki Lake

#2 FUCK
THAT!! youd be jackin me quick, id order you a
drink , and stir it with my dick, and then to get
your attention in a
crowded place, id simply
walk up and
stick my nutz in your
face

#1: yeah freak her with yo nutz
that'll get her

#2: TELL HER THAT SHES
FAT,
Person In Crowd: YEAH THAT'LL WORK EVEN
BETTER

#1: look, fuck you, i got a strong
rap shit you dont want contestant number two hes
mad whack i walked in a barn, and there
he
was, standin up on a bucket
Hooough
tryin to fuck it it was big fuckin
smelley ass farm llama

DAMN DAWG!! how ya
gonna diss your mama??

~~~champagne
popping and laughing~~~