I can't come to practice 'cuz my car won't
start
Went back on the shit 'cuz my girl broke my
heart
Can't make it tommorow 'cuz my mom's on the
rag
Forty minutes late I'm a perennial lag
No more excuses
Spent an hour in the bathroom I was just gettin'
ready
Can't drive my truck 'cuz my chick won't let
me
Someone's got to take me 'cuz I don't have a
ride
Don't be here too soon 'cuz I'm never on time
No more excuses
Gotta borrow someone's set 'cuz mine is in
hock
When I tell you what happened you'll be in for a
shock
Can't do it no more my other band's gettin'
signed
Was out gettin' coffee you should've seen the
line
No more excuses
Need to get a hanger 'cuz my muffler fell off
Had to make a detour 'cuz my cat has a cough
Blew off last Sunday 'cuz I couldn't make the
session
I swear that I'm clean it's just clinical
depression
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