Roommates lyrics

Artist  : Jimmy Fallon 
Song : Roommates



 Send "Roommates" Ringtone to your Cell 

 *Go back ::scratch:: Go back ::scratch:: 

Go back to ur dorm, an u got ur roommate.. that
never werks out. That never 

werks out.. they don't want it to work out. They
want it like its a real world 

episode in ur dorm room. Like I, uh, Like I don't
understand like they hav the 

compatibility tests you fill out at the beginning
of the year... thats such a 

joke with that test u fill out at the beginning
of the year. It's like "Umm I 

like rock and roll. I like stayin up late, and I
love the ladies! oh yeah oh 

hoo" "Okay we got the perfect room mate
for u. He'z an opera major,he'z an 

arptileptic, an he'z gay so go fight each other.
we got four camera angles. 

That'll be perfect, welcome to college, go screw
urself." "HUH?" "Yeah, thats


what we say here, go ahead." Then u think
urslef, "Okay I got it beat, i got it 

beat, my buddy from high skool's comn up, hez
gonna be my room mate, its gonna 

be awesum." No, that is never awesum. It
doesn't work out. No it doesn't. Hate 

to tell ya, u will fight each other, u will jes
get, u will get, ill tell ya 

why one of is cuz they have too much dirt on u.
You'r friend from home has too 

much dirt on u, they'll kill u they'll crush u in
an argument for no reason. 

Like u jes say "hey man, uh, these dishes
hav been in the sink for like 2 weeks 

man, an their ur dishes, are u gonna clean em or
wat?" Yeah remember when u had 

crabs in 6 grade? (audience laughter) I fair to
bring up my crabs?