The Cows Came Home lyrics

Artist  : Joe Diffie 
Song : The Cows Came Home
 
I'm used to havin' my breakfast in bed

Never have to lift a finger to butter my
bread

I keep my baby satisfied if you know what I
mean

'Cause she told me I'm walkin' talkin' love
machine

Lord, I got the self assurance of a king on a
throne

Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the
cows came home



The cows came home

The cows came home

I heard somethin' mooin'

Turned around and she was gone

Lord have mercy, the cows came home



The whole herd showed up when they heard she'd
gone

But I guess it's better than bein' alone

Well the slammin' of the door is like a pie in
the face

But I got enough milk for the human race

I didn't have to clue that there was anything
wrong

'Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the
cows came home



The cows came home

The cows came home

I heard somethin' mooin'

Turned around and she was gone

Lord have mercy, the cows came home



I didn't see the writing on the wall

Missed the invitation to the bovine ball

I didn't hear no cowbells ringin'

Gonna have to face the music that the fat lady's
singin'



The cows came home

The cows came home

I heard somethin' mooin'

Turned around and she was gone

Lord have mercy, the cows came home