Dear Abby lyrics

Artist  : John Prine 
Song : Dear Abby



 Send "Dear Abby" Ringtone to your Cell 

 Dear abby, dear abby ...
My feet are too long
My hair’s falling out and my rights are all
wrong
My friends they all tell me that I’ve no friends
at all
Won’t you write me a letter, won’t you give me a
call
Signed bewildered

Bewildered, bewildered...

Chorus:
You have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain’t what you
ain’t
So listen up buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood

Dear abby, dear abby...
My fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
If it weren’t so expensive I’d wish I were dead
Signed unhappy

Unhappy, unhappy...

Repeat chorus

Dear abby, dear abby...
You won’t believe this
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me it’s all in my head
But my stomach tells me to write you instead
Signed noise-maker

Noise-maker, noise-maker

Repeat chorus

Dear abby, dear abby...
Well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
We were sitting in the back seat just shooting
the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her
knees
Signed just married

Just married, just married...

Repeat chorus