Be A Clown lyrics

Artist  : Judy Garland 
Song : Be A Clown



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 I'll remember forever, when I was but three,

Mama, who was clever remarking to me:

"If, son, when you're grown up, you want
everything nice,

I've got your future sewn up if you take this
advice:



Be a clown,

Be a clown,

All the world loves a clown

Act the fool, play the calf

And you'll always have the last laugh,

Wear the cap and the bells

And you'll rate with all the great swells,

If you become a doctor, folks'll face you with
dread,

If you become a dentist, they'll be glad when
you're dead,

You'll get a bigger hand if you can stand on your
head.

Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown!



Be a clown,

Be a clown,

All the world loves a clown

Be a crazy buffoon

And the 'demoiselles'll all swoon,

Dress in huge baggy pants

And you'll ride the road to romance,

A butcher or a baker ladies never embrace,

A barber for a beau would be a social
disgrace,

They all'll come to call if you can fall on your
face.

Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown!



Be a clown,

Be a clown,

All the world loves a clown

Be the poor silly ass

And you'll always travel first class,

Give 'em quips, give 'em fun,

And they'll pay to say you're A-1,

If you become a farmer you've the weather to
buck,

If you become a gambler, you'll be stuck with
your luck

But jack you'll never lack if you can quack like
a duck,

Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown!