the moon was hanging cool and full above the
waving swimming pool as we were feeding mouths
with heat and drool 'cuz we were having
christmas feast a merry one with pork and
grease and every guest was eating meat like
beasts
'cuz santa gave us lollypork and
everyone was gay the smell of frying pig was
in the air I really think that eating piggy
pork is quite O.K as long as the meat is well
done I think its fair
fanatic
vegetarians would call us rude barbarians but
before they did we forked them on the
grill the taste was quite
'mermalian' reminded me of aliens but salt
could give oooooh the last thrill
and
santa gave us lollypork....
my youngest
son once asked his dad "how can it be
that I'm so fat? you taught me lollypork was
for my health! the skinny kids with baseball
bats still kick my ass and tell me that my
family was never one of wealth"