Desperate-rado lyrics

Artist  : Kid Rock 
Song : Desperate-rado



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Back in the muther fuckin saddle
my six
shooter strapped and I'm lookin for a
battle
Out on the plains I'm just a
loner
my saddle horn rubs right and yo it's
givin me a boner
I got thoughts of Annie
Oakley
but that buck toothed tramp in that
last town she broke me
And we didn't even
fuck
I gave my last gold tooth 'n gold nugget
to get my dick sucked
3 days out on the
frontier
and I'd kill for a cheap whore and a
barrel of cold beer
I need a slut for a
service
I take a peak at the shiip and they
all run away nervous
Man I gotta get my rocks
off
cuz my Wranglers don't fit right unless my
cock's soft
Long nights by the fire me a
Trigger.....go figure
(Chorus)I'm a desperate
rado
didn't take any practice
A desperate
rado
got a cock like a cactus
Now I drift
through the desert like a wild coyote
horny as
a toad trippin off peyote
Holdin uptrains and
gettin goods by the sack
I'm known thru out
the west as the pie eyed mack
And to the law
I'm no stranger
I'm wanted dead or alive cuz I
shot the Lone Ranger
And then Tonto tried to
get down
so I boned his bitch slit hes throat
and then I skipped town
That's the way I run
my show
paint towns red
fuck hoes and then
I lay low
I know you think I'm archaic
but
my dick's like a sword
I see pussy and wanna
slay it
Out on the plains it gets
linely
sometimes I feel homely
new
faces
new towns no one knows me
Guns cocked
in my holster
u see my face in each town nailed
to a pole on a poster
I'm always lookin for the
quick buck
then always blowin my cash on a
bitch with a big butt
Some say my head's
hollow
Fuck em....I'm just a
(Chorus
II)Desperate rado
trottin thru the bad
lands
A desperate rado
tokin down with all
the cowhands
A desperate rado
didn't take
much practice
A desperate rado
got a cock
like a cactus
Now I fuck whores by the scores
up ten fold on any fellow
in any town I can be
found at the local bordello
Never yellow never
chicken listen for my spurs draggin,
and when
I'm kickin dust you better circle up the
wagons
So when I rip thru your town don't be
gawkin
just tip your hat and Tex keep
walkin
Cuz I'm a gun slingin top hand
fuck
with me and you'll go out like Custer at his last
stand
I'm a low down buckaroo
if you leave
me alone with your mother then I'll fuck her
too
Cuz I'm a sidewinding nomad
and morals
in upbringing is something that I never
had
Known as the ruff ridin Texan
a bad
buck from the day of my inception.
And I was
raised in the poor house
my mother kicked me
out so she could start a whore house
Now since
the day I left the corral
I've been on a quest
for the plant that's called mescal
Cuz pale
rider once pulled me aside
and told me that
high was the best way to ride...
(Chorus
III)Now I'm a desperate rado
always lookin for
a fight
A desperate rado
puffin on a peace
pipe
I'm a desperate rado
on the run from
the law
A desperate rado baddest one you ever
saw