Wet Dream lyrics

Artist  : Kip Adadda 
Song : Wet Dream



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Wet Dream
by Kip Adadda

It was the 41st
of April, being a quadruple leap year.
I was
driving through downtown Atlantis.
My
Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented
Stingray, and it was overheating.
I pulled off
into a Shell station.
They said I'd blown a
seal.
I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my
private life out of it, okay pal?"

While
they were doing that I walked over to a place
called "The Oyster Bar" -- a real dive.
But I
knew the owner -- he used to play for the
Dolphins.
I said "Hi, Gil!" You have to yell,
he's hard of herring.
Gil was also down on his
luck.
Fact is, he was barely keeping his head
below water.

I bellied up to the
sandbar.
He poured me the usual -- Rusty
snail, hold the grunnion, shaken, not
stirred.
With a peanut-butter and jellyfish
sandwich on the side -- heavy on the mako.
I
slipped him a fin - on porpoise.
I was feelin'
good. I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for
Jerry's squids.
For the halibut.

Well,
the place was crowded.
We were packed in like
sardines.
They were all there to listen to the
big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal.
What
sole.
Tommy was rockin' the place with a very
popular tuna, Salmon-chanted evening,
And the
stage was surrounded by screaming groupers --
Probably there to see the bass player.
One of
them was this cute little yellowtail, and she was
giving me the eye.
So I figured this was my
chance for a little fun.
You know, piece of
pisces.
But she said things I just couldn't
fathom.
She was too deep. Seemed to be under a
lot of pressure.
Boy, could she drink. She
drank like a- She drank a lot.

I said
"What's your sign?" She said, "Aquarium."
I
said, "Great! Let's get tanked!"
I invited her
up to my place for a little midnight bait.
I
said, "C'mon, baby, it'll only take a few
minnows."
She threw me that same old line,
"Not tonight. I've got a haddock."

And she
wasn't kidding either, cause in came the biggest,
meanest looking haddock I'd ever seen come down
the pike.
He was covered with mussels.
He
came over to me, he said "Listen, shrimp, don't
you come trollin' around here."
What a crab.
This guy was steamed. I could see the anchor in
his eyes.
I turned to him, I said "A-balone.
You're just bein' shellfish."

Well, I knew
there was going to be trouble, and so did Gil,
cause he was already on the phone to the
cods.
The haddock hits me with a sucker
punch.
I catch him with a left hook. He eels
over.
It was a fluke, but there he was, lyin'
on the deck, flat as a mackerel. Kelpless.
I
said, "Forget the cods, Gil, this guy's gonna
need a sturgeon."

Well, the yellowtail was
impressed with the way I landed her
boyfriend.
She came over to me, she said "Hey,
big boy, you're really a game fish. What's your
name?"
I said, "Marlin."

Well, from
then on, we had a whale of a time. I took her to
dinner. I took her to dance.
I bought her a
bouquet of flounders. And then I went home with
her.
And what did I get for my trouble?
A
case of the clams.