I Hate Men lyrics

Artist  : Kiss Me Kate 
Song : I Hate Men



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 I hate men

I can't abide 'em even now and then



Than ever marry one of them, I'd rest a maiden
rather

For husbands are a boring lot and only give you
bother

Of course, I'm awfully glad that mother deemed to
marry father

But I hate men



Of all the types I've ever met within our
democracy

I hate the most the athlete with his manner bold
and brassy

He may have hair upon his chest but, sister, so
has Lassie

Oh, I hate men



I hate men

They should be kept like piggies in a pen



Don't wet a trav'ling salesman though a tempting
Tom he may be

For on your wedding night he may be off to far
Araby

While he's away in Mandalay it is thee who have
the baby

Oh, I hate men



If thou shouldst wed a businessman, be wary, oh,
be wary

He'll tell you he's detained in town on business
necessary

His business is the business with his pretty
secretary

Oh, I hate men



I hate men

Though roosters they, I will not play the hen



If you espouse an older man through girlish
optimism

He'll always stay at home at night and make no
criticism

Though you may call it love, the doctors call it
rheumatism

Oh, I hate men



From all I've read alone in bed, from A to Z,
about them

Since love is blind, then from the mind, all
womankind should rout them

But, ladies, you must answer too, what would we
do without them?

Still, I hate men