Hard Wit No Hoe lyrics ( Kmd )
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Intro
[I wish I could go along with
you but I do have a problem. I've got my
(Soul!) but I can't find my (Damn
Hoe!)]
Verse 1
Poor X not only
do I headsweat from headsets Full time Era
come at X from knockin' Z's correct Next
step's to count sheep But too many sheep ain't
jumpin' hurdles they sleep Yeah they sleep I
think I'll check a shorter story Title: Bo's
Hoe sound's boring perfect for these sleepless
nights, though I feel quite over-aged Yeah, I
know...turn the page
Verse
2 -------
[Ha-ha huh...let's
begin!]
Book-marks the first page And
reads once upon an age in a far far land lived
three farmers, Tom, Sam and Bo of course From
behind Tom's black fence Tom peeps across just
to witness Sam's crop business boomin' like the
big guy's, but get this Sam sold to uncles and
cousins, poor Tom crams He sold his to get a
fence like Sam (yeah) Page 2: Sam view's the
sight - What goes at Bo's over his picket
white Slowly he peeks only to see Bo
plantin' sweet potatoes with his brand new
hoe Bo sees Sam but's not frettin', more
sweatin' Thinkin' about steppin' to the crib,
forgettin' 'bout his brand new hoe, Old Mickey
D would say Sam's tricky The plot thickens,
onto page 3...
Verse
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Top of the mornin', sun's up,
skies are blue Once nothin...then
cock-a-doodle-doo All three knew this tool
more than well Sure beats alarm bells, they
induce head swells Well, clock says Sam's off
to tend to his crop Time says Farmer Tom's off
to mop Bo's up and at 'em, then twitches one
eye for something here is not quite
cipher "E-I-E-I-O!" screamed Bo "Left on my
lawn, now it's gone, where's my hoe? O woe is
me, how will I ever plant seeds Lay the
fertilizer, dig up the weeds? Plus make true
my foremost desire To get a picket fence and
trash the chicken wire?" By, uh, 100% life
gets hard When one hoe goes from one's
garden
Verse 4 -------
Page 4:
Little Bo weeped Cleared tears from eyes then
Little Bo peeped through a hole in Sam's six
foot fence where Sam was seen plantin' tall
and short pea plants Hence the moral of the
fable: Always keep a boring book on your night
table A Tom is not able But when you grow up
to be a farmer keep an eye on your yard Cuz
with no hoe it's hard
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