Aunt Dot lyrics

Artist  : Lil` Kim 
Song : Aunt Dot



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 [Lil' Kim]
.. My Aunt Dot
left a glock and some blood on my sheets
Told me clean the sh*t up, then she hit the
streets
Even though I'm her niece, she copped me a piece
Wack-ass caliber, nickel-plated with the silencer
What?  She don't know I like my guns pretty?
Like my boy Castor Troy with the twin-glizzies
I heard a knock at the door {*knock knock knock
knock knock*}
To my surprise I saw these two familiar eyes
Who are you?

[Lil' Shanice]
Whattup?  I'm Shanice, don't remember me?

[Lil' Kim]
She called me by my government name, Kimberly
Who sent you?

[Lil' Shanice]
My mom sent me; her name is Dottie
She packed a note in my knapsack along with a
shottie

[Lil' Kim]
Hmmph, she was cute; and mad fly
She had the Prada knapsack, with the hat to match
Bavari hiking boots, with the mink bubblegoose
and I could see she was admiring my Minski suit
Then she handed me the note

[Lil' Shanice]
Here - read this

[Lil' Kim]
I just stared her up and down
cause I couldn't believe this - then I opened it
It said, "Bit*hes is out to get you;
your so-called friends, put a bomb in your Benz.
I'm on a mission now to do some harm to your
friends.
They know where you live, so evacuate the crib.
And oh, the little girl, that's your cousin
Shanice.
Since I can't be with her, I need you to babysit
her.
Besides; she looks up to you - you're her idol -
and tomorrow is her first violin recital, 
and she would be more than happy if you could
take her.
Peace, my number's on the back of the paper, hit
me later."
Damn.. what went wrong?  
Can't we all just get along, and make hit songs? 

Bit*hes all up in my as* like a thong
If this was a show, y'all hoes would get "gonged"
Cause if it's on, then it's on, bring it on
What the f**k you waitin for?  C'mon, let's get
it on
What?  What's takin you so long?  I got plans for
the future
to bring back your head like Medusa

[Chorus: Lil' Kim (repeat 2X)]

Girls be actin stink, and mad funny
Y'all bit*hes bleed like me, on the monthly
Can't stand the pain then pop a "Humphrey"
I know it hurts.. (I'm killin y'all)

[Lil' Kim]
Uhhh, we in the Range in this f**ked up weather
It's snowin and I'm tryin to put the whole sh*t
together
How Laverne, she always wanted to be like me
and dress like me, and look like me
and Nicole, it's like she lived in my house
Askin me for money, day in - day out
And last but not least the grimiest one Tayesha
She planned it all, come to find out her name is
Keisha
C'mon Shanice I'm takin you to my house in L.
Conn.
(I wanna go with you!) Uhh, be quiet, and we'll
get along fine

[Lil' Shanice]
C'mon please, I wanna be just like you
600 Mercedes, and 380's in my doll babies
Crazy baguettes in my barettes; and,
H-class rocks inside my baby G shop
f**k Barney and Lambchops; I don't love them
hoes!
But anything goes when it comes to bankrolls
Diamonds on my toes, X-and-O's
Versace hottie in designer clothes
Scoop Lil' Nique and Jus, then take 'em to
Toys'R'Us
Make em spend they cheese then kick 'em out and
take the bus
I'm the S-the-H-the-A-the-N-the-I-the-C-the-E
but all my friends call me Miss Little Queen Bee
What what?  I like the green, know what I mean?
Ever seen The Professional? (uh-huh) Well I come
cleaner

[Lil' Kim]
You know what?  I like you; little big person
but rule number one - no cursin
Anyway, what you know about that?
You too young for that, when I was your age
I woulda got hung for that
Then I picked up the phone, to call my Aunt Dot
so she could fill me in a little more about the
plot
Hmm.. nine-one-seven, eight-five-eight,
two-one-two-two
"Hello?"  Yo, what's the deal?
Why these bit*hes buggin out; 
I mean, what's this all about?
"See it's sorta like what Tonya Harding did to
Nancy
They don't want you to win no more
Soul Train they don't want you to attend no more
And I guess that's why, they ain't your friends
no more
The other day, when I was comin out the grocery
store
I saw the bit*h Nicole in front of the salon next
door"
For real?  "Yup, then I choked the bit*h out
At least one to the heart, tied up her hands and
feet
Through her in my backseat,
then I dumped her on a dead-end street
The other two?  Yeah they still linger
But don't you lift a finger, I'ma get 'em
so just pray I come home
and when we hang up, get rid of your phone"
Whoo!  When Aunt Dot comes, oh brother
It's like five Bloody Mary's, one after another
Hmmph, she have you stressed, no wearin white, no
sex
And when she get vexed, you guess what happens
next
Cause them other two girls, that's still on the
menu
is the reason why the story is to be continued..

[Chorus]