Horny Blonde 40 lyrics

Artist  : Machine Gun Fellatio 
Song : Horny Blonde 40
 
Horny blonde forty shaved sexy  
Wants to do it all day  
Wiv a gun-totin` trigger-happy tranny  
Named Kikki Renae  
She digs pop masturbate music  
Windsurf piss in your ear  
Seekin` genuine Gemini circumcised  
Kind and sincere  
 
Retired teacher 58 seeks regular meetings  
For masculine muscular nappy-clad  
Brutal breeding  
My wife rough wrestles with a puppy all a-quiver
in a  
Wine-soaked strobe-lit  
Asiatic hall of mirrors...for you  
 
Turn around...I been czyaxin` on your scjhoo (?) 

I am pod-god born in mono  
I`m a scorpion of cool  
I love you  
Do you know how to love me?  
I am pod-god born i nmono  
I`m a dirty magazine  
 
Hunky funky skunk-f**ker  
Pay me suck his finger on screen  
Got the video set-up  
She felafel soaked in kerosene  
There`s a corgi playin` hooky  
With a wolf-cross-kelpie  
White your front bum low hums  
Shufflin` like a mother to me...from you  
 
Lyrics that aren`t in the studio version:  
 
Milky white sticky somethin`  
Leakin` from the broken seal  
Onto fine shiny implements of pleasure  
Made from genuine steel  
 
Put the beaver to the metal  
Nail the duck to the wall and see  
Turn the voltage applicator on full  
For the changes in me  
Couples Club is packin`  
With the house addition escapees  
Adn I just shuffle like a mother  
To the pecs from Ipanema  
 
My dog likes the heir-apparent x3