Close Escape lyrics

Artist  : Madness 
Song : Close Escape



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That was a close escape, have to get a new hobby
to relate.
Something less conspicuous, won`t take up too
much time,
something less energetic, for what I`ve got in
mind.
I won`t be too persistant `cos I`m not that way
inclined.
See, that`s the one for me. Look under
"Collins" see if she`s free.
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"Hello Miss Collins you`ll not know me. I`m
in the undies 
buisness, see? Please please can you tell me the
size; how 
far from the knee?"

Oh dear dear, me luck is running thin.
I`ll take another name I might have a win.
What? 2 more points? I hope no one fills it in.

See, that`s the one for me. Look under
"Dickens" CFG.
See if she`ll speak to me. Hand`s get shakey
eye`s can`t see.
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"Hello Miss Dickens you`ll not know me, I`m
in the undies 
buisness, see?"

Feel more relaxed now here we go again.
Hoi! No temporaries I`ve heard most take me in.

Oh dear dear me, that is the one it fits.
So please please can you tell me the textured fit
feels good to me.
In the naked mood, try to grin and bear with me.
Please don`t think me rude, I only hear don`t
want to see.

See, that`s the one for me. That was quick, too
quick for me.
Of that I can see, wash me laundry oh bugger me!
Sugar or milk with your tea? No I couldn`t, well
I`ll see.
What`s your hobby? Just the same as me, see you
soon for tea.

I`ll give it one last chance I think you`ll all
agree.
I`m getting nowhere here, on my last 5p.
I`m sick of waiting for ages nothing interests
me.
I`ll ring another number, make sure it`s a she.
Here we go again, I`ll give it 3rd degree.
No hard feelings oh yes I`m sure you`ll all
agree.
I`ll take another name I might have a win.