Humping lyrics

Artist  : Mhisani 
Song : Humping



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[ VERSE 1 ]



Do you wanna get loose and talk freaky and
graphic



Top down, bass hittin when you're sittin in
traffic?



Yeah, that beat got a brother fired up



Suckers lookin at the rubber when the Vogue tire
cut



Dudes jock worse than they broads do



If the punk had a gun he'd be servin the crew



But I ain't the one to take advantage of another
man



I'll give her the game, toss his hoe, then I'll
shake his hand



Because a brother like me is a potential
threat



Book knowledge and street knowledge makes them
sweat



When you put em both together it's a
combination



Of an educated thug that can run a nation



All my friends in schools ain't bookworms



The librarian's a freak, so we took turns



Ain't no shame in a player like myself



I get ya on the table, if I can't upon the
shelf



Sex in bed is an old tradition



I like it at the beach, on the couch and in the
kitchen



Man, I'm not comin up short when it's about to
jump



I'ma do it till it hurts, but now I'm goin
hump







(What time is it?)	--> Beastie Boys



It's time to hump



(Hump)



(Get up)



(What time is it?)



It's time to hump



(Hump)



(Get up)







[ VERSE 2 ]



I've been checkin out your gameplan



You're straight lackin in mackin



Drivin hoes around town like a chauffeur,
gopher



Yeah, your nickname is Gopher cause you 'go-for'
all the bullshit



You go for gettin used and go for gettin
pimped



Punk marks like you campaign on the coochie



Told him that his girlfriend gave head, he said:
"Do she?"



Five minute man, four minutes for foreplay



That means you're only up in it for a minute



A brother like me is a Duracell



I guarantee she get a nut and make sure it's
swell



Oh, you make love to her so cute and nice



That's why you tossed her once and I can toss her
twice



Or three or four or five times



But she still rocked my ( ? ) on my sidelines



Romancer, cute Casanova



She's always layin on her back with you, so I
bend her over



I got cockshots and videotapes of her



But I won't show nobody cause I know you love
her



Take her out to dinner, to the movies and take
her home



So when I get there all I gotta do is bone



You're a push-beater and a pussy eater



I'm not tryin to say it's bad but I just geed
her



Had you thinkin she was wet cause she busted a
nut



But that was MY nut, now you're lickin her
guts



Baby, tell me your sexual fantasy



I wanna make love in the bed or with the
canape



Dreams come true when you're messin with the
sandman



You know the bone'll make a nut if the hand
can't



We get freaky, but with you she acts like a
queen



Got you bustin nuts in your jeans



Sittin with a hard dick sayin nothin



But only if you knew, partner, your girlfriend
been humpin







(What time is it?)	--> Beastie Boys



It's time to hump



(Hump) (Humpin) (Humpin)



(What time is it?)	



It's time to hump



(Hump)



(Get up)



(Where is all the humpin people at?)



(Where is all the humpin people at?



Where ya at?



Say it loud)







[ VERSE 3 ]



I was drivin down the street, man, slammin the
beat



Then I smelled something strong: two freaks in
heat



So I bent a hard left and made a u-turn



Hm, one had braids and the other one a cool
perm



Faces proper, the chest and the booties
swollen



Got at em, now we're three deep in the front seat
rollin



Two broads and one dude will attract heat



I put the top up and headed for the
backstreets



I got at both of em and had em interested



They said it's been a while since they been
intimate



I didn't favor either one, I let them choose



Got em both juiced up so I can't lose



One was all on my zipper, I was gettin horny



They said that if I wanted they would cook dinner
for me



So I mobbed to the condo very quickly



Packed a gat in case these hoes trick me



So I started touchin on em and playin with em



They started grabbin and laughin and givin
rhythm



The freakin was on until dinner time



I was eatin and thinkin of a strategy of gettin
mines



I said damn, they were already finished eatin



Went to the room so I followed them and started
freakin



One undressed me on the bed to my buck skin



One got undressed while the other had sucked me
in



I can't let her turn me out and toss a brother
up



I switch it up and keep her workin for another
nut



Put on the body armor, by now I'm ready for the
war



I got one at the front and at the back door



You know the first nut shoots in no time



I ain't sweatin cause the second one is
showtime



It started seeming like a bad dream



Cause these two thick freaks had me beat on the
tag team



But I was tossin em, flippin em, grindin em,
pumpin em



They'll remember Mhisani, man, cause I was humpin
em







(What time is it?)	--> Beastie Boys



It's time to hump



(Hu-) (Humpin) (Humpin)



(What time is it?)	



It's time to hump



(Hump)



(Get up)



(What time is it?)



It's time to hump



(Hu-) (Humpin) (Humpin)



(What time is it?)	



It's time to hump