Penis Song lyrics

Artist  : Monty Python 
Song : Penis Song
 


Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't
it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell
to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a
dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the
world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for
your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your
one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork,
your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your
cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You
can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it
out in public,
Or they will stick you in the
dock,
And you won't come back.