Stoned lyrics

Artist  : Old 97`s 
Song : Stoned



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Well I must have been stoned when this whole
started, 
`Cause I just can`t seem to think straight
anymore. 

Can`t figure out where I`m at, maybe Memphis,
maybe Mexico. 
I think you`re swell but I ain`t gonna tell you
so. 
I think you`re great but it`s late and I`d better
go. 

Hitchhike to Rhome. Take the Greyhound to
Fredericksburg. 
Well I`m flat broke, I`ve been smoking butts for
days. 

You say, "Maybe you can stay with me."
I say, "Lady, that`s a dangerous plan."

You`re quite a woman, but I don`t wanna be your
man. 
You`re quite a kisser, but listen close and
understand. 

Take a letter to God. "Dear Sir: I`m
dissatisfied. 
Well it ain`t your fault they keep pouring salt
on my heart. 

All I need is a brief reprieve. I keep leaving. I
ain`t gettin` nowhere." 
Won`t you linger, let me run my fingers through
your hair? 
Won`t you stay? I can`t play like I don`t care. 
I think you`re dope, and I hope I`m making myself
clear. 
I think you`re fly and that`s why I`m getting out
of here. 

Well, I must have been stoned. 
Good Lord, I wish I`d been stoned.