1-900 Lover lyrics

Artist  : Pat Green 
Song : 1-900 Lover



 Send "1-900 Lover" Ringtone to your Cell 

 Baby I'm doing fine since you left me, and my
friends seem to think I have a lot more time, but
as far as I'm concerned, all the money that I earn
is going to this 1-900 line. She said I was the
greatest lover she'd ever heard, she said that I
had too much love for you, and for a small five
dollar cover she'd be my long distance lover, and
so long as I pay she'll never say we're
through.



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cause I'm a 1-900 user and a telephone abuser,


but I've got an 800 dollar credit line, 

yeah and I've got you to thank dear that the
money in the bank here, 

is going to that little girl out in Caroline.



She said that her phone name was Madonna, and she
said she was just like a virgin, too, I said I
don't care about your old virginity just boost my
masculinity, and tell me that your love is ever
true.



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baby I'm doing fine since you left me, and I'm
glad that you just up and let me be, yeah and you
can tell your mother, that I done found another,
and I wouldn't call even if you were toll
free.



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