Everclear lyrics

Artist  : Pat Green 
Song : Everclear



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Every day at lunch in high school and all my
senior year
I’d drink my cup of cola
with a touch of Everclear
I never had to study
math, science, or history
I’d have a
chemical flash back to jog my memory

My
junior year I swore I loved sweet Miss Sherri
Ann
One night I put some Everclear in her Dr.
Pepper can 
Well I thought it’d make
her easy
She took it pretty hard
I took her
home and rang her doorbell left her lying in the
yard

Chorus
Tequila dries me
out
Beer just makes me fat
Whiskey makes me
nauseas
Now tell me who the hell needs
that
So if youre thinking about
drinking
Well the answers crystal
clear
It’s the invisible,
intoxicating
It’s called
Everclear

I remember my church
picnic
In the spring of ‘89
Yeah they
had four fresh watermelons
Sliced right off the
vine
When they bowed their heads giving grace
for the food
Hey I pulled out my bottle and I
soaked them melons good
Well they never knew
what hit em
When that potion went to
work
They had grandmas doing back
flips
Grandpas looking up their skirts
They
were singing hallelujah and Willie Nelson
songs
Preacher said it was the best dang
picnic
That the Baptists had ever
thrown

Chorus
Tequila dries me
out
Beer just makes me fat
Whiskey makes me
nauseas
Now tell me who the hell needs
that
So if youre thinking about
drinking
Well the answers crystal
clear
It’s the invisible,
intoxicating
It’s called
Everclear

When I’m drinking
Everclear
I think I’m king of this
whole world
I’m bigger and badder than
John Wayne
Cooler than Steve Earl
Until I
wake up and I’m face down in the
hall
Hey I’m completely naked for a
reason I can’t recall
Well I’m
kinda sorta thinking that maybe I met
chick
Cause there’s perfume in the
air
And there’s lipstick on my
neck
Well I hope that she was pretty
And I
hope that she was kind
Enough to leave my
clothes somewhere
They’re easy to
find

Chorus
Tequila dries me
out
Beer just makes me fat
Whiskey makes me
nauseas
Now tell me who the hell needs
that
So if youre thinking about
drinking
Well the answers crystal
clear
It’s the invisible,
intoxicating
It’s called Everclear