I pull the blinds then I take my clothes
off Dance around the house like nature
boy My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't
quite what I would like them to be But you
don't see me No one can see me
I pull
my blinds Fill out my income tax form Pen
in hand I write so legibly I have my kitty.
His name is Allowishus, I stroke him But you
don't see me No one should see me
I
pull the blinds For the sun glares off my tele
and I find it quite so irritating I have my
videos-loads of Ren and Stimpy Bottom-a bit of
pornography But you don't see me No one
should see me